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Episode # Prod # Air Date Titles
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Season 1
1. 1- 1 101 5 Sep 01 The Race Begins
2. 1- 2 102 19 Sep 01 Divide and Conquer
3. 1- 3 103 26 Sep 01 Home for Some
4. 1- 4 104 3 Oct 01 Colossal Showdown
5. 1- 5 105 10 Oct 01 Desert Storm
6. 1- 6 106 17 Oct 01 Whatever it Takes to Win
7. 1- 7 107 24 Oct 01 Triumph and Loss
8. 1- 8 108 31 Oct 01 Competition to the Fullest
9. 1- 9 109 14 Nov 01 The Unexpected Twist
10. 1-10 110 21 Nov 01 To the Physical and Mental Limit
11. 1-11 111 28 Nov 01 Fight to the Last Minute
12. 1-12 112 5 Dec 01 Race to the Finish (1)
13. 1-13 113 13 Dec 01 Race to the Finish (2)
Season 2
14. 2- 1 201 11 Mar 02 The World is Waiting: Go!
15. 2- 2 202 13 Mar 02 Help Me, I'm American
16. 2- 3 203 20 Mar 02 My Alarm Clock Didn't Go Off
17. 2- 4 204 27 Mar 02 This Game Is About Minutes
18. 2- 5 205 3 Apr 02 Welcome to the World of Being Human
19. 2- 6 206 10 Apr 02 I'm Gonna Take His Girl
20. 2- 7 207 17 Apr 02 I'm Gonna Throw Up on Phil's Shoes
21. 2- 8 208-209 24 Apr 02 I'm Not a Miner! No, You're an Idiot!
22. 2- 9 210 1 May 02 Ready to Lose Our Lives
23. 2-10 211 8 May 02 It's Hammer Time
24. 2-11 212-213 15 May 02 Follow That Plane!
Season 3
25. 3- 1 301 2 Oct 02 What If Our Parachute Doesn't Open?
26. 3- 2 302 9 Oct 02 This Seems Like The Path Straight to Hell!
27. 3- 3 303 16 Oct 02 You Always Just Forget About Me!
28. 3- 4 304 23 Oct 02 Did You See How I Stopped It? With My Face
29. 3- 5 305 30 Oct 02 What Happens If I Slip? Am I Just Hanging Off a Cliff?
30. 3- 6 306 13 Nov 02 I'm a Much Better Liar Than You Are
31. 3- 7 307 20 Nov 02 I'm Supposed to be Indebted to Her for the Rest of the Race?!
32. 3- 8 308 27 Nov 02 This Is More Important Than Your Pants Falling Down!
33. 3- 9 309-310 4 Dec 02 Why Did You Have to Take Your Pants Off?!
34. 3-10 311 11 Dec 02 Don't Try to Play the Moralist Now!
35. 3-11 312-313 18 Dec 02 They're Slithering to the Finish Line Like the Rest of Us!
Season 4
36. 4- 1 401 29 May 03 Cheaters Never Win—And They Cheated!
37. 4- 2 402 5 Jun 03 It Doesn't Say Anything About First Come, First Served. And We're Bigger.
38. 4- 3 403 12 Jun 03 I Wasn't Even Going to Touch You Until You Slammed My Head Backwards!
39. 4- 4 404 19 Jun 03 Check Your Tires Because...Oh God, You Never Know What'll Happen!
40. 4- 5 405 26 Jun 03 You Are Just Deliberately Trying to Make Us Lose!
41. 4- 6 406 3 Jul 03 I Could Never Have Been Prepared for What I'm Looking at Right Now
42. 4- 7 407 10 Jul 03 We're Going Down the Wrong Side of the Freeway...And the Lights Are Off!
43. 4- 8 408 17 Jul 03 The Princess Reminded Me of My Grandmother. She Was Very Old but Still Very, Very with It
44. 4- 9 409 24 Jul 03 We're Not at Charm School Learning to How to Be a Gentleman, We're Racing
45. 4-10 410 31 Jul 03 That's Me. That's My Face. Just Hit My Face. Hit My Face!
46. 4-11 411 7 Aug 03 Such a Nice Pheremone Smell to You; Just Makes Me Want to Stay Close to You
47. 4-12 412 14 Aug 03 He's a Few Ticks Away from Having a Heart Attack!
48. 4-13 413 21 Aug 03 It's Like Adam Building His First House!
Season 5
49. 5- 1 501 6 Jul 04 Clearly, I'm More Intelligent Than You
50. 5- 2 502 13 Jul 04 It Turned Really Ugly Just Now
51. 5- 3 503 20 Jul 04 I Got Electrocuted
52. 5- 4 504 27 Jul 04 Who Says Pageant Girls Don't Eat?
53. 5- 5 505 3 Aug 04 Are You Good at Puzzles?
54. 5- 6 506 10 Aug 04 Why Can't We Get a Camel?
55. 5- 7 507 17 Aug 04 Are You Sure This Is Safe?
56. 5- 8 508 24 Aug 04 I'm Going to Jail
57. 5- 9 509 31 Aug 04 If You're Gonna Whine, Just Shut Up!
58. 5-10 510 7 Sep 04 If They're Screwing the Helmet to My Head—It Can't Be Good
59. 5-11 511 14 Sep 04 It's Okay, Run Them Over!
60. 5-12 512, 513 21 Sep 04 You've Just Made Me a Millionaire
Season 6
61. 6- 1 601 16 Nov 04 The Game's Afoot
62. 6- 2 602 23 Nov 04 I'm Not His Wife -- He Doesn't Need to Scream at Me
63. 6- 3 603 30 Nov 04 Counting Bears Is Not Rocket Science
64. 6- 4 604 7 Dec 04 What if It Isn't Sanitary?
65. 6- 5 605 14 Dec 04 Quit Following Us
66. 6- 6 606 21 Dec 04 They Should Probably Have Some Counseling
67. 6- 7 606A 28 Dec 04 Phil Is a Choo-Choo Charlie
68. 6- 8 607 4 Jan 05 One of You, I'm Gonna Break in Half
69. 6- 9 608 11 Jan 05 Tell My Mom I Love Her
70. 6-10 609 18 Jan 05 Are There Instructions on Donkey Handling?
71. 6-11 610 25 Jan 05 It Always Comes Down to the Details
72. 6-12 611 1 Feb 05 You Deal With This Before I Hyperventilate
73. 6-13 612-613 8 Feb 05 4 Continents, 24 Cities, 40,000 Miles
Season 7
74. 7- 1 701 1 Mar 05 Courteous? This Is a Race!
75. 7- 2 702 8 Mar 05 The Whole Country Hates Me
76. 7- 3 703 15 Mar 05 Do You Need Some Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation
77. 7- 4 704 22 Mar 05 What a Gaucho You Are
78. 7- 5 705 & 706 29 Mar 05 I've Been Wanting a Face-Lift for a Long Time
79. 7- 6 707 5 Apr 05 Houston, We Have An Elephant
80. 7- 7 707A 6 Apr 05 They Saved the Eyeball
81. 7- 8 708 12 Apr 05 Mow'em Down Like Grass
82. 7- 9 709 19 Apr 05 We Have A Bad Elephant!
83. 7-10 710 26 Apr 05 We Got a Gnome! We Got a Gnome!
84. 7-11 711 3 May 05 The Devil Made Me Do It
85. 7-12 712 & 713 10 May 05 Five Continents, 25 Cities and More than 40,000 Miles
Season 8
86. 8- 1 801 27 Sep 05 Go Mommy, Go! We Can Beat Them
87. 8- 2 802 4 Oct 05 How Do We Know We Aren't Going to Get Shot?
88. 8- 3 803 11 Oct 05 I Don't Kiss, I Make Out!
89. 8- 4 804 18 Oct 05 Think Like an Office Chair
90. 8- 5 805 25 Oct 05 We're Getting Out of the Country, Girls
91. 8- 6 806 1 Nov 05 I'm Sick of Doing Stuff I Can't Do
92. 8- 7 807 8 Nov 05 You Look Ridiculous
93. 8- 8 809 22 Nov 05 How's That Face Feel?
94. 8- 9 810 29 Nov 05 Don't Talk to Me Like I Was an Animal or Something
95. 8-10 811 6 Dec 05 The Family Christmas Card
96. 8-11 812/813 13 Dec 05 25 Days, 50 Cities, and More than 600 Consecutive Hours as a Family...
Season 9
97. 9- 1 901 28 Feb 06 Here We Go, Baby, Off to Win a Million Bucks!
98. 9- 2 902 7 Mar 06 I'm Filthy and I Love It!
99. 9- 3 903 14 Mar 06 I Am in Russia Playing with the Dolls
100. 9- 4 904 21 Mar 06 It's Not Over Until the Phil Sings
101. 9- 5 905 28 Mar 06 Good Thing I Took That Human Anatomy Class in High School
102. 9- 6 906 5 Apr 06 Sleep Deprivation is Really Starting to Irritate Me
103. 9- 7 907 12 Apr 06 Herculean Effort for Some Herculean Dudes
104. 9- 8 908 19 Apr 06 Here Comes the Bedouin!
105. 9- 9 909 26 Apr 06 Do You Know How Much Running I Did Today, Phil?
106. 9-10 910 3 May 06 Man, They Should Have Used Their Fake Names
107. 9-11 911 10 May 06 I Think This Monkey Likes Me!
108. 9-12 912-913 17 May 06 5 Continents...10 Countries...And More than 59 Thousand Miles!
Season 10
109. 10- 1 1001 17 Sep 06 Real Fast! Quack, Quack!
110. 10- 2 1002 24 Sep 06 Can Horses Smell Fear?
111. 10- 3 1003 1 Oct 06 Oh, Wow! It's Like One of Those Things You See on TV!
112. 10- 4 1004 8 Oct 06 I Know Phil, Little Ol' Gorgeous Thing!
113. 10- 5 1005 15 Oct 06 I Covered His Mouth, Oh My Gosh!
114. 10- 6 1006 22 Oct 06 Maybe Steven Seagal Will See Me and Want Me to Be in One of His Movies
115. 10- 7 1007 29 Oct 06 I Wonder if This is Going to Make My Fingers Pickle
116. 10- 8 1008 5 Nov 06 He Can't Swim, But He Can Eat Cow Lips
117. 10- 9 1009 12 Nov 06 Being Polite Sucks Sometimes
118. 10-10 1010 19 Nov 06 Lookin' like a Blue-Haired Lady on a Sunday Drive
119. 10-11 1011 26 Nov 06 We Just Won't Die, Like Roaches
120. 10-12 1012 3 Dec 06 Dude, I'm Such a Hot Giant Chick Right Now!
121. 10-13 1013 10 Dec 06 Say Your Deepest Prayers Ever
Season 11
122. 11- 1 1101 18 Feb 07 I Told You Less Martinis And More Cardio
123. 11- 2 1102 25 Feb 07 Beauty Is Sometimes Skin Deep
124. 11- 3 1103 4 Mar 07 I'm Sorry I'm Wearing A Bathing Suit. It Is Very Weird, I Know
125. 11- 4 1104 11 Mar 07 No Babies on the Race!
126. 11- 5 1105 18 Mar 07 You Need to Watch Your Jokes, Guy
127. 11- 6 1106 25 Mar 07 We're Going to Trade You for Food Now
128. 11- 7 1107 1 Apr 07 If I Were In Town, I Would Ask For Your Number (Part 1)
129. 11- 8 1108 1 Apr 07 If I Were In Town, I Would Ask For Your Number (Part 2)
130. 11- 9 8 Apr 07 The Way You Look, Yeah
131. 11-10 15 Apr 07 We Are Trying to Make Love, Not War
132. 11-11 22 Apr 07 Good Doing Business With You
133. 11-12 29 Apr 07 Oh My God, The Teletubbies Go To War
134. 11-13 6 May 07 Low to the Ground, That's My Technique
Season 12
135. 12- 1 4 Nov 07 Donkeys Have Souls, Too
136. 12- 2 11 Nov 07 I've Become the Archie Bunker of the Home
137. 12- 3 18 Nov 07 Please, Lord, Give Me Milk
138. 12- 4 25 Nov 07 Let's Name Our Chicken Phil
139. 12- 5 2 Dec 07 We've Really Burned Bridges, For Sure
140. 12- 6 9 Dec 07 Cherry on Top of the Sundae That's Already Melted
141. 12- 7 23 Dec 07 This Is Forever, Now
142. 12- 8 30 Dec 07 Honestly, They Have Witch Powers or Something!
143. 12- 9 6 Jan 08 I Just Hope He Doesn't Croak on Us
144. 12-10 13 Jan 08 Sorry, Guys, I'm Not Happy to See You
145. 12-11 20 Jan 08 The Final Push
Season 13
146. 13- 1 28 Sep 08 Bees are Much Calmer than All This!
147. 13- 2 5 Oct 08 Do You Like American Candy?
148. 13- 3 12 Oct 08 Did You Push My Sports Bra Off the Ledge?
149. 13- 4 19 Oct 08 I Wonder If They Like Blondes in New Zealand?
150. 13- 5 26 Oct 08 Do It Like a Madman
151. 13- 6 2 Nov 08 Please Hold While I Singe My Skull
152. 13- 7 9 Nov 08 My Nose Is On Fire
153. 13- 8 16 Nov 08 I'm Like an Angry Cow
154. 13- 9 23 Nov 08 That is Studly
155. 13-10 30 Nov 08 You're Gonna Get Me Killed
156. 13-11 7 Dec 08 You Look Like Peter Pan
Season 14
157. 14- 1 15 Feb 09 Don't Let a Cheese Hit Me
158. 14- 2 22 Feb 09 Your Target Is Your Partner's Face
159. 14- 3 1 Mar 09 I'm Not Wearing That Girl's Leotard!
160. 14- 4 8 Mar 09 It Was Like a Caravan of Idiots
161. 14- 5 15 Mar 09 She's a Little Scared of Stick, But I Think She'll Be OK!
162. 14- 6 22 Mar 09 Alright Guys, We're at War!
163. 14- 7 29 Mar 09 Gorilla? Gorilla?? Gorilla???
164. 14- 8 12 Apr 09 Rooting Around in People's Mouths Could Be Unpleasant
165. 14- 9 19 Apr 09 Our Parents Will Cry Themselves to Death
166. 14-10 26 Apr 09 Having a Baby's Gotta Be Easier Than This
167. 14-11 3 May 09 He Made Me Look Like Alice Cooper
168. 14-12 10 May 09 This is How You Lose a Million Dollars
Season 15
169. 15- 1 27 Sep 09 They Thought Godzilla Was Walking Down the Street
170. 15- 2 4 Oct 09 It's Like Being Dropped on Planet Mars
171. 15- 3 11 Oct 09 Sean Penn Cambodia Here We Come
172. 15- 4 18 Oct 09 I'm Like Ricky Bobby
173. 15- 5 25 Oct 09 Do It for the Hood! Do It for the Suburbs!
174. 15- 6 1 Nov 09 This Is Not my Finest Hour
175. 15- 7 8 Nov 09 This is the Worst Thing I've Ever Done in My Life
176. 15- 8 15 Nov 09 We're Not Meant for the Swamp
177. 15- 9 22 Nov 09 We're Not Working with Anybody, Ever, Anymore!
178. 15-10 29 Nov 09 It Starts with an "F," That's All I'm Saying
179. 15-11 6 Dec 09 Amazing Grace, How Sweet the Sound
Season 16
180. 16- 1 14 Feb 10 Nanna is Kickin' Your Butt!
181. 16- 2 21 Feb 10 When the Cow Kicked Me in the Head
182. 16- 3 28 Feb 10 Run Like Scalded Dogs!
183. 16- 4 7 Mar 10 We Are No Longer in the Bible Belt
184. 16- 5 14 Mar 10 I Think We're Fighting the Germans, Right?
185. 16- 6 21 Mar 10 Cathy Drone?
186. 16- 7 28 Mar 10 Anonymous?
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