Original
Episode # Prod # Air Date Titles
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• Season 1
1 1-01 05/Sep/01 The Race Begins
2 1-02 19/Sep/01 Divide and Conquer
3 1-03 26/Sep/01 Home for Some
4 1-04 03/Oct/01 Colossal Showdown
5 1-05 10/Oct/01 Desert Storm
6 1-06 17/Oct/01 Whatever it Takes to Win
7 1-07 24/Oct/01 Triumph and Loss
8 1-08 31/Oct/01 Competition to the Fullest
9 1-09 14/Nov/01 The Unexpected Twist
10 1-10 21/Nov/01 To the Physical and Mental Limit
11 1-11 28/Nov/01 Fight to the Last Minute
12 1-12 05/Dec/01 Race to the Finish (1)
13 1-13 13/Dec/01 Race to the Finish (2)
• Season 2
14 2-01 11/Mar/02 The World is Waiting: Go!
15 2-02 13/Mar/02 Help Me, I'm American
16 2-03 20/Mar/02 My Alarm Clock Didn't Go Off
17 2-04 27/Mar/02 This Game Is About Minutes
18 2-05 03/Apr/02 Welcome to the World of Being Human
19 2-06 10/Apr/02 I'm Gonna Take His Girl
20 2-07 17/Apr/02 I'm Gonna Throw Up on Phil's Shoes
21 2-08 2008/09 24/Apr/02 I'm Not a Miner! No, You're an Idiot! (1)
22 2-09 24/Apr/02 I'm Not a Miner! No, You're an Idiot! (2)
23 2-10 01/May/02 Ready to Lose Our Lives
24 2-11 08/May/02 It's Hammer Time
25 2-12 15/May/02 Follow That Plane! (1)
26 2-13 15/May/02 Follow That Plane (2)
• Season 3
27 3-01 02/Oct/02 What If Our Parachute Doesn't Open?
28 3-02 09/Oct/02 This Seems Like The Path Straight to Hell!
29 3-03 16/Oct/02 You Always Just Forget About Me!
30 3-04 23/Oct/02 Did You See How I Stopped It? With My Face
31 3-05 30/Oct/02 What Happens If I Slip? Am I Just Hanging Off a Cliff?
32 3-06 13/Nov/02 I'm a Much Better Liar Than You Are
33 3-07 20/Nov/02 I'm Supposed to be Indebted to Her for the Rest of the Race?!
34 3-08 27/Nov/02 This Is More Important Than Your Pants Falling Down!
35 3-09 04/Dec/02 Why Did You Have to Take Your Pants Off?! (1)
36 3-10 04/Dec/02 Why Did You Have to Take Your Pants off?! (2)
37 3-11 11/Dec/02 Don't Try to Play the Moralist Now!
38 3-12 18/Dec/02 They're Slithering to the Finish Line Like the Rest of Us! (1)
39 3-13 18/Dec/02 They're Slithering to the Finish Line Like the Rest of Us! (2)
• Season 4
36 4-01 29/May/03 Cheaters Never Win --- And They Cheated!
37 4-02 05/Jun/03 It Doesn't Say Anything About First Come, First Served. And We're Bigger.
38 4-03 12/Jun/03 I Wasn't Even Going to Touch You Until You Slammed My Head Backwards!
39 4-04 19/Jun/03 Check Your Tires Because...Oh God, You Never Know What'll Happen!
40 4-05 26/Jun/03 You Are Just Deliberately Trying to Make Us Lose!
41 4-06 03/Jul/03 I Could Never Have Been Prepared for What I'm Looking at Right Now
42 4-07 10/Jul/03 We're Going Down the Wrong Side of the Freeway...And the Lights Are Off!
43 4-08 17/Jul/03 The Princess Reminded Me of My Grandmother. She Was Very Old but Still Very, Very with It
44 4-09 24/Jul/03 We're Not at Charm School Learning to How to Be a Gentleman, We're Racing
45 4-10 31/Jul/03 That's Me. That's My Face. Just Hit My Face. Hit My Face!
46 4-11 07/Aug/03 Such a Nice Pheremone Smell to You; Just Makes Me Want to Stay Close to You
47 4-12 14/Aug/03 He's a Few Ticks Away from Having a Heart Attack!
48 4-13 21/Aug/03 It's Like Adam Building His First House!
• Season 5
49 5-01 06/Jul/04 Clearly, I'm More Intelligent Than You
50 5-02 13/Jul/04 It Turned Ugly Just Now
51 5-03 20/Jul/04 I Got Electrocuted
52 5-04 27/Jul/04 Who Says Pageant Girls Don't Eat?
53 5-05 03/Aug/04 Are You Good at Puzzles?
54 5-06 10/Aug/04 Why Can't We Get a Camel?
55 5-07 17/Aug/04 Are You Sure This Is Safe?
56 5-08 24/Aug/04 I'm Going to Jail
57 5-09 31/Aug/04 If You're Gonna Whine, Just Shut Up!
58 5-10 07/Sep/04 If They're Screwing the Helmet to My Head, It Can't Be Good
59 5-11 14/Sep/04 It's Okay, Run Them Over!
60 5-12 21/Sep/04 You've Just Made Me a Millionaire
• Season 6
61 6-01 16/Nov/04 The Game's Afoot
62 6-02 23/Nov/04 I'm Not His Wife -- He Doesn't Need to Scream at Me
63 6-03 30/Nov/04 Counting Bears Is Not Rocket Science
64 6-04 07/Dec/04 What if It Isn't Sanitary
65 6-05 14/Dec/04 Quit Following Us
66 6-06 21/Dec/04 They Should Probably Have Some Counseling
67 6-07 28/Dec/04 Phil Is a Choo-Choo Charlie
68 6-08 04/Jan/05 One of You, I'm Gonna Break in Half
69 6-09 11/Jan/05 Tell My Mom I Love Her
70 6-10 18/Jan/05 Are There Instructions on Donkey Handling?
71 6-11 25/Jan/05 It Always Comes Down to the Details
72 6-12 01/Feb/05 You Deal With This Before I Hyperventilate
73 6-13 08/Feb/05 4 Continents, 24 Cities, 40,000 Miles
• Season 7
74 7-01 01/Mar/05 Courteous? This Is a Race!
75 7-02 08/Mar/05 The Whole Country Hates Me
76 7-03 15/Mar/05 Do You Need Some Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation
77 7-04 22/Mar/05 What a Gaucho You Are
78 7-05 705/706 29/Mar/05 I've Been Wanting a Face-Lift for a Long Time
79 7-06 05/Apr/05 Houston, We Have An Elephant
80 7-07 06/Apr/05 They Saved the Eyeball
81 7-08 12/Apr/05 Mow'em Down Like Grass
82 7-09 19/Apr/05 We Have A Bad Elephant!
83 7-10 26/Apr/05 We Got a Gnome! We Got a Gnome!
84 7-11 03/May/05 The Devil Made Me Do It
85 7-12 10/May/05 Five Continents, 25 Cities and More than 40,000 Miles
• Season 8
86 8-01 0801 27/Sep/05 Go Mommy, Go! We Can Beat Them
87 8-02 0802 04/Oct/05 How Do We Know We Aren't Going to Get Shot?
88 8-03 0803 11/Oct/05 I Don't Kiss, I Make Out!
89 8-04 0804 18/Oct/05 Think Like an Office Chair
90 8-05 0805 25/Oct/05 We're Getting Out of the Country, Girls
91 8-06 0806 01/Nov/05 I'm Sick of Doing Stuff I Can't Do
92 8-07 0807 08/Nov/05 You Look Ridiculous
93 8-08 0808 08/Nov/05 I Don't Roll With The Punches, I Punch
94 8-09 0809 22/Nov/05 How's That Face Feel?
95 8-10 0810 29/Nov/05 Don't Talk To Me Like I Was An Animal Or Something
96 8-11 0811 06/Dec/05 The Family Christmas Card
97 8-12 0812 13/Dec/05 25 Days, 50 Cities and More than 600 Consecutive Hours as a Family (1)
98 8-13 0813 13/Dec/05 25 Days, 50 Cities and More than 600 Consecutive Hours as a Family (2)
• Season 9
99 9-01 0901 28/Feb/06 Here We Go, Baby, Off to Win a Million Bucks!
100 9-02 0902 07/Mar/06 I'm Filthy and I Love It!
101 9-03 0903 14/Mar/06 I Am in Russia Playing with the Dolls
102 9-04 0904 21/Mar/06 It's Not Over Until Phil Sings
103 9-05 0905 28/Mar/06 Good Thing I Took That Human Anatomy Class in High School
104 9-06 0906 05/Apr/06 Sleep Deprivation Is Really Starting to Irritate Me
105 9-07 0907 12/Apr/06 Herculean Effort for Some Herculean Dudes
106 9-08 0908 19/Apr/06 Here Comes the Bedouin!
107 9-09 0909 26/Apr/06 Do you Know how much Running I Did today, Phil?
108 9-10 0910 03/May/06 Man, They Should Have Used Their Fake Names
109 9-11 0911 10/May/06 I Think This Monkey Likes Me!
110 9-12 0912 17/May/06 5 Continents...10 Countries...And More than 59 thousand Miles!
• Season 10
111 10-01 1001 17/Sep/06 Real Fast! Quack, Quack!
112 10-02 1002 24/Sep/06 Can Horses Smell Fear?
113 10-03 1003 01/Oct/06 Oh Wow, It's like One of Those Things You See on TV!
114 10-04 1004 08/Oct/06 I Know Phil, Little Ol' Gorgeous Thing!
115 10-05 1005 15/Oct/06 I Covered His Mouth, Oh My Gosh!
116 10-06 1006 22/Oct/06 Maybe Steven Seagal Will See Me And Want Me to Be in One of His Movies!
117 10-07 1007 29/Oct/06 I Wonder If This Is Going to Make My Fingers Pickle
118 10-08 1008 05/Nov/06 He Can't Swim, But He Can Eat Cow Lips!
119 10-09 1009 12/Nov/06 Being Polite Sucks Sometimes
120 10-10 1010 19/Nov/06 Lookin' Like A Blue-Haired Lady On A Sunday Drive
121 10-11 1011 26/Nov/06 We Just Won't Die, Like Roaches
122 10-12 1012 03/Dec/06 Dude, I'm Such a Hot Giant Chick Right Now!
123 10-13 1013 10/Dec/06 Say Your Deepest Prayers Ever
• Season 11
124 11-01 1101 18/Feb/07 I Told You Less Martinis and More Cardio
125 11-02 1102 25/Feb/07 Beauty Is Sometimes Skin Deep
126 11-03 1103 04/Mar/07 I'm Sorry I'm Wearing a Bathing Suit. It Is Very Weird, I Know
127 11-04 1104 11/Mar/07 No Babies on the Race!
128 11-05 1105 18/Mar/07 You Need To Watch Your Jokes, Guy
129 11-06 1106 25/Mar/07 We're Going to Trade You for Food Now
130 11-07 1107 01/Apr/07 If I Were in Town, I'd Ask for Your Number (1)
131 11-08 1108 01/Apr/07 If I Were in Town, I'd Ask for Your Number (2)
132 11-09 1109 08/Apr/07 The Way You Look, Yeah
133 11-10 1110 15/Apr/07 We Are Trying to Make Love, Not War
134 11-11 1111 22/Apr/07 Good Doing Business With You
135 11-12 1112 29/Apr/07 Oh My God, the Teletubbies Go to War
136 11-13 1113 06/May/07 Low to the Ground, That's My Technique
• Season 12
137 12-01 1201 04/Nov/07 Donkeys Have Souls, Too
138 12-02 1202 11/Nov/07 I’ve Become the Archie Bunker of the Home
139 12-03 1203 18/Nov/07 Please, Lord, Give Me Milk!
140 12-04 1204 25/Nov/07 Let's Name Our Chicken Phil
141 12-05 1205 02/Dec/07 We've Really Burned Bridges, For Sure
142 12-06 1206 09/Dec/07 Cherry on Top of the Sundae that's Already Melted
143 12-07 1207 23/Dec/07 This is Forever, Now
144 12-08 1208 30/Dec/07 Honestly, They Have Witch Powers or Something!
145 12-09 1209 06/Jan/08 I Just Hope He Doesn't Croak On Us
146 12-10 1210 13/Jan/08 Sorry, Guys, 'I'm Not Happy to See You'
147 12-11 1211 20/Jan/08 The Final Push
• Season 13
148 13-01 1301 28/Sep/08
Bees are Much Calmer than All This!
149 13-02 1302 05/Oct/08 Do You Like American Candy?
150 13-03 1303 12/Oct/08 Did You Push My Sports Bra Off the Ledge?
151 13-04 1304 19/Oct/08 I Wonder If They Like Blondes in New Zealand?
152 13-05 1305 26/Oct/08 Do It Like a Madman
153 13-06 1306 02/Nov/08 Please Hold While I Singe My Skull
154 13-07 1307 09/Nov/08 My Nose Is on Fire
155 13-08 1308 16/Nov/08 I’m Like an Angry Cow
156 13-09 1309 23/Nov/08 That Is Studly
157 13-10 1310 30/Nov/08
You're Gonna Get Me Killed
158 13-11 1311 07/Dec/08 You Look Like Peter Pan
• Season 14
159 14-01 1401 15/Feb/09
Don’t Let a Cheese Hit Me (Switzerland)
160 14-02 1402 22/Feb/09 Your Target Is Your Partner’s Face (Germany)
161 14-03 1403 01/Mar/09 I'm Not Wearing That Girl's Leotard! (Romania)
162 14-04 1404 08/Mar/09 It Was Like a Caravan of Idiots (Siberia)
163 14-05 1405 15/Mar/09 She’s a Little Scared of Stick, But I Think She’ll Be OK! (Siberia)
164 14-06 1406 22/Mar/09 Alright Guys, We're At War! (India)
165 14-07 1407 29/Mar/09 Gorilla? Gorilla?? Gorilla??? (Thailand)
166 14-08 1408 12/Apr/09 Rooting Around In People's Mouths Could Be Unpleasant (Thailand)
167 14-09 1409 19/Apr/09 Our Parents Will Cry Themselves to Death (China)
168 14-10 1410 26/Apr/09 Having a Baby’s Gotta Be Easier Than This (China)
169 14-11 1411 03/May/09 He Made Me Look Like Alice Cooper (China)
170 14-12 1412 10/May/09 This is How You Lose a Million Dollars (Maui)
• Season 15
171 15-01 1501-120 27/Sep/09 They Thought Godzilla Was Walking Down the Street (Los Angeles to Japan to Vietnam)
172 15-02 1502 04/Oct/09 It's Like Being Dropped on Planet Mars (Vietnam)
173 15-03 1503 11/Oct/09 Sean Penn Cambodia Here We Come (Vietnam to Cambodia)
174 15-04 1504 18/Oct/09 I’m Like Ricky Bobby (Cambodia to United Arab Emirates)
175 15-05 1505 25/Oct/09 Do It For the Hood! Do It For the Suburbs! (United Arab Emirates)
176 15-06 1506 01/Nov/09 This is Not My Finest Hour (United Arab Emirates to Netherlands)
177 15-07 1507 08/Nov/09 This is the Worst Thing I've Ever Done in My Life (Netherlands to Sweden)
178 15-08 1508 15/Nov/09 We’re Not Meant for the Swamp (Sweden to Estonia)
179 15-09 1509 22/Nov/09 We're Not Working With Anybody, Ever, Anymore! (Estonia to Czech Republic)
180 15-10 1510 29/Nov/09 It Starts with an "F", That’s All I’m Saying (Czech Republic)
181 15-11 1511 06/Dec/09 Amazing Grace, How Sweet the Sound! (Las Vegas) - WINNERS declared!
• Season 16
182 16-01 1601 14/Feb/10 Nanna is Kickin' Your Butt - Leg 1 (United States → Chile)
183 16-02 1602 21/Feb/10 When the Cow Kicked Me in the Head - Leg 2 (Chile → Argentina)
184 16-03 1603 28/Feb/10 Season 16, Episode 3
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