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Lock, Stock

an Episode Guide
by Simon White

Last updated:
Sat, 14 May 2005 02:00

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aired from: May 2000 to: July 2000 7 eps Channel 4 60 min stereo closed captioned

regulars:

  • Ralph Brown as Miami Vice
  • Daniel Caltagirone as Moon
  • Scott Maslen as Jamie
  • Shawn Parkes as Bacon
  • Del Synnott as Lee

    recurring characters:

  • Christopher Adamson as Three Feet
  • Lisa Rogers as Tanya
  • Loraine Chase as Barbie
  • Christopher Rowe as Johann
  • Martin Freeman as Jaap
  • George Yiasoomi as Nefarious
  • Mario Malli as Kouros

    This series was a spin off of the film "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels".


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      1st Season Summer 2000

    1. "...And Four Stolen Hooves" (90 min)
      gs: Nikki Grosse [ Laura ], Nikolaj Coster Wald au [ Jordi ], Clint Dyer [ Firebug ], Del Anderson [ Roy ], Terry Bird [ Glassjaw ], Nick Brimble [ Uncle Derek ], Ian Brimble [ Uncle Brian ], Martin Rutherford [ Anarchist ], Lonnie James [ Aunt Geraldine ], Jack Warren [ Michael ], Victoria Blackholly [ Amber ], Harry Eden [ Forest ], Philip Fox [ Accountant ], John Alexander [ Mr. Pie ], Tim Perrin [ Mr. Bone ], Freddie Stuart [ Bartender ], Tony O'Leary [ Bookie ], Elliott Jordan [ Kebab shop kid ], Mark Wright [ Young Jamie ], Hayley Kott [ Young Laura ], Thomas Coleman [ Young Lee ], Ben Rose [ Young Moon ], Kieran Mitchell [ Young Bacon ], Hassani Shapi [ Sheik ]

      rc: Three Feet, Barbie, Tanya, Johann, Nefarious, Kouros

      The four owners, Moon, Bacon, Jamie and Lee, of the Lock, an east end pub, buy a quantity of stolen porn videos and a priceless watch from a couple of Dutch druggies. Unknown to them they were stolen from east London's toughest, hardest gangster Miami Vice, a man you don't want to cross! Trying to get it back to him without him knowing they had it gets them involved with gypsies, a racing horse and a pyromaniac gangland boss.

      b: 29 May 00 pc: _________ w: Guy Ritchie, Chris Baker & Andrew Day d: Sheree Folkson
    2. "...And Two Hundred Smoking Kalashnikovs"
      gs: Anthony Barclay [ Robbie Rossi ], Andy Linden [ Trevor Truscutt ], Terry Alderton [ Eddie the Diamond ], Eddie Osei [ Barman ], Mick Sarne [ Sergei ], Nick Bartlett [ Barry Dowd ], Bunny Reid [ Barry Blue ]

      rc: Three Feet, Nefarius, Kouros

      A friend of the lads and 'local businessman' Robbie Rossi asks them to pick up a delivery of designer clothes, for doing this he offers them a large sum of money. The lads discover they have been conned and steal the van back after they have dropped it off, only to discover that it is now full of Kalashnikovs, bought by Miami vice to help him in an upcoming turf war.

      b: 6 Jun 00 pc: _________ w: Bernard Dempsey & Kevin Mcnally d: Rudolf Mestdagh
    3. "... and a Fistful of Jack & Jills"
      gs: Bradley Walsh [ Larry Harmless ]

      rc: Johann, Jaap

      The boys are offered a hoard of sex pills, on the cheap, in return for making a few dodgy deliveries. Everything goes wrong though when the pills turn out to be a duff batch and people who have used them start dying. What makes things worse for the lads though is that they sold a large batch to gangland boss Larry Harmless. To complicate things even more there is a group of Spaniards, the two Dutch druggies and a car full of money also involved.

      b: 13 Jun 00 pc: _________ w: ______________ d: ______________
    4. "...And Spaghetti Sauce"
      gs: Nikki Grosse [ Laura ], Andy Lucas [ Spaghetti Eddie ], Paul Mckinly [ Tony Peacemaker Gibbs ], Hywel Bennett [ Deep Throat ], Jelena Budemir [ Debbie ], Jack Wild [ Bill ], Tara Ellis [ Candice ], Andreas Wiskiewski [ Heinrich ], Frank Dunne [ Vicar ]

      rc: Three Feet, Barbie, Tanya, Johann, Jaap

      The boys accidentally record a wedding they filmed over the top of a consignment of porn tapes belonging to Deep Throat, a nasty, viscous criminal. With just three days to replace, or pay for, the missing films they come up with every idea they possibly can to make their own films to replace the missing ones.

      b: 20 Jun 00 pc: _________ w: Chris Baker & Andrew Day d: Rudolf Mestdagh
    5. "...And Two Sips"
      gs: David Schofield [ Two Sips ], Elizabeth Counsell [ Moira ], Michael McNell [ Terry Gardner ], Luing Andrews [ Heavy ], Ronnie Letham [ Haggis Moss ], David Schaal [ Greasy John ], Gary Powell [ Ralsham Ray ], Charles Cork [ Uncle Frank ], Bob Goody [ Stinker ], Donald Pelmear [ Captain ], Harry Miller [ No-Hope Harry ], Sam Lathem [ Driver ]

      rc: Three Feet, Tanya

      Miami Vice is having accountant problems-- they keep turning up dead! Not only is someone skimming money from his operations but Moira is holding on to her 10% of Lapland, his lap-dancing club. The boys unwittingly get involved and end up having to pay Miami 20,000. Jamie needs to borrow the money from his uncle and has to 'baby-sit' a friend of his uncles' called Two Sips, who is returning to England for a few days.

      b: 27 Jun 00 pc: _________ w: Bernard Dempsey & Kevin McNally d: Nick Jones
    6. "...And One Big Bullock"
      gs: Nick Brimble [ Uncle Derek ], Ian Brimble [ Uncle Brian ], Brian Boveel [ Bunny ], Scott Williams [ Macca ], Terry Labanowski [ Terry Jiffer ], Matthew March [ Attila ], Simon Kuki [ Sergei ], Sergei Sukic [ Yuri ], Jack Warren [ Nicback ]

      rc: Three Feet, Barbie, Kouros

      Miami Vice decides to go into the meat business and employs the lads to pick up a consignment being delivered by three psychotic Russians. Moon's country cousins get involved with them, and a fight over a prize bull. Meanwhile a drug crazed duo that want revenge on Miami Vice are also after the beef.

      b: 4 Jul 00 pc: _________ w: Chris Baker & Andrew Day d: David Thacker
    7. "...And a Good Slopping Out"
      gs: Clive Russell [ Special Brew ], Richard Graham [ Toothless ], Eddie Webber [ Frankie ], Peter Hugo Davy [ Micky Farrell ], Al Hunter Ashton [ Brummie ], Colin Hill [ Ironbar ], Nicky Crowe [ Trawley ], Neil McCaul [ Fairy ]

      rc: Three Feet, Tanya, Barbie

      Miami Vice learns that a key to some sort of box that he wants is being held by Toothless, who is at this moment in time locked up in jail. He wants this key and will do whatever it takes to get it. 'Whatever it takes' involves getting the lads and 'persuading' them that it is in their interests to spend a little time in jail, instead of the planned holiday to Tenerife, to help him out. To do this Barbie, his secretary, accuses Lee, Jamie and Bacon of assault. This puts them where Miami wants them and he promises that all charges will be dropped if they can get the key to him!

      b: 11 Jul 00 pc: _________ w: ______________ d: ______________

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