7th Season 1998

  1. "Season Opener"
    gs: Ana Gasteyer [ Yoga Woman ], Max Wright [ Elevator Man ], Jerry Seinfeld [ Himself (uncredited) ]

    Paul tries Viagra. He spends the day hiding the obvious effects while trying to find Jamie, who is stuck on the streets of New York in a towel.

    b: 22 Sep 98 pc: _________ w: Victor Levin d: Michael Lembeck
  2. "A Pain in the Neck"
    gs: Jean Louisa Kelly [ Diane ], Jenna Lynn Wekler [ Emily ], Damon Standifer [ Gino ], William Christopher [ Chaplain Olson ]

    rc: Lisa

    When Paul gets his tonsils taken out, his pretty nurse makes Jamie jealous. Mabel says her first word.

    b: 29 Sep 98 pc: _________ w: Monica Piper d: Gordon Hunt
  3. "Tragedy Plus Time"
    gs: Eric Stoltz [ Alan Tofsky ], Don McManus [ Chris Tofsky ], Mo Gaffney [ Dr. Sheila Kleinman ]

    rc: Debbie, Joan

    Jamie's old boyfriend dies and leaves everything to her. Debbie has second thoughts about marrying Joan.

    b: 27 Oct 98 pc: _________ w: Christopher Case d: Gordon Hunt
  4. "There's a Puma in the Kitchen"
    gs: Rodney Van Johnson [ Park Ranger ], David Steinberg [ The Director ]

    rc: Lisa, Maggie

    To satisfy her need to mother, Lisa adopts a cat with attitude. Jamie learns the benefits of a "nooner."

    b: 3 Nov 98 pc: _________ w: Billy Grundfest d: David Steinberg
  5. "The Silent Show"
    gs: Mo Gaffney [ Dr. Sheila Kleinman ], Stomp [ Themselves ]

    rc: Maggie

    To help their communication problems, Dr. Sheila recommends that Paul and Jamie not talk to each other for the rest of the day.

    b: 10 Nov 98 pc: _________ w: Mary Connelly d: Gordon Hunt
  6. "Weekend in L.A."
    gs: Craig Bierko [ Gardner Malloy ], Reggie Lee [ Gardner's Assistant ]

    Paul goes to L.A. to try and get superagent Gardner Malloy to represent him. The life of luxury makes them reluctant to go back.

    b: 17 Nov 98 pc: _________ w: Maria A. Brown d: David Steinberg
  7. "The Thanksgiving Show"
    gs: Jeff Garlin [ Marvin ], Steve Park [ Dr. Lee ], Fred Willard [ Henry Vincent ]

    rc: Lisa, Debbie, Maggie, Hal, Ursula

    Jamie and Paul have a full house for Thanksgiving dinner. Meanwhile, Mabel may be allergic.

    b: 24 Nov 98 pc: _________ w: Hayes Jackson d: Gordon Hunt
  8. "The Buried Fight"
    gs: Jean Louisa Kelly [ Diane ]

    rc: Hal, Maggie

    When Paul inadvertantly injures Hal, he hires the nurse who attended to him after his tonsil removal. Jamie hates her, which leads to a fight. To end the argument, Hal suggests the British tradition of burying the fight.

    b: 14 Dec 98 pc: _________ w: Adam Markowitz d: Gordon Hunt
  9. "Farmer Buchman"
    gs: Jerry Adler [ Mr. Wicker ], Robert Klein [ Stan Freitus ], Abe Vigoda [ Kalman Wertzel ]

    Mr. Wicker goes out of town and asks Paul and Jamie to tend his rooftop garden. Mabel loves another baby's rare toy.

    b: 11 Jan 99 pc: _________ w: Robert Peacock d: Helen Hunt
  10. "Win a Free Car"
    gs: Dan Castellaneta [ Rory O'Grady ], Jeff Garlin [ Marvin ]

    rc: Mark, Maggie, Hal

    To save the store, Ira plans to give away a car to the person who keeps their hand on it the longest. Since he can't afford it, he wants all of the contestants to be ringers.

    b: 18 Jan 99 pc: _________ w: Steve Joe & Greg Schaffer d: Craig Knizek
  11. "The Honeymoon"
    gs: Mo Gaffney [ Sheila Kleinman ], Jeff Garlin [ Marvin ], Jean Louisa Kelly [ Diane ], Steve Park [ Dr. Lee ], Saverio Guerra [ Bellhop ], Tim Monsion [ Auctioneer ], Tom Ayers [ Guy With Cast ]

    rc: Lisa, Maggie

    Dr. Lee helps Paul and Jamie get away to a much-anticipated honeymoon while Lisa cares for Murray.

    b: 25 Jan 99 pc: _________ w: Sheila R. Lawrence d: Gordon Hunt
  12. "Valentine's Day"
    gs: Bob Glouberman [ Buchman Lawyer ], Jesse D. Goins [ DiChristophoro Lawyer ], Rhea Perlman [ Mrs. Ramona DiChristophoro ], Richard Benjamin [ Mr. Frank DiChristophoro ]

    Paul and Jamie spend an unsettling trial night in the suburbs.

    b: 8 Feb 99 pc: _________ w: Victor Levin d: Victor Levin
  13. "Virtual Reality II"
    gs: Phill Lewis [ Jim Weaver ], Cynthia LaMontagne [ Melissa Larson ], Miles Marsico [ Zack Grundfest ], Mark McGwire [ Himself ]

    The couple learns that Jamie will be in bed with Mark McGwire via virtual reality.

    b: 22 Feb 99 pc: _________ w: Trish Soodik d: David Steinberg
  14. "Uncle Phil Goes Back to High School"
    gs: Mel Brooks [ Uncle Phil ], Stephen Tobolowsky [ Principal Hocksacker ], Edie McClurg [ Rosie ], Stuart Pankin [ Mr. Brodsky ], B.J. Ward [ Cathy ]

    rc: Lisa

    Uncle Phil goes back to high school. Lisa gets breast implants.

    b: 1 Mar 99 pc: _________ w: Susan Dickes d: Gordon Hunt
  15. "Murray at the Dog Show"
    gs: Billy Joel [ Himself ], Amy Hill [ Police Officer ], Mo Gaffney [ Sheila Kleinman ]

    rc: Nat

    Sheila declares Paul and Jamie cured. However, Murray is still traumatized by the earlier puma attack, so Paul and Jamie enter him in a dog show.

    b: 26 Apr 99 pc: _________ w: Andy Glickman d: Michael Lembeck
  16. "Millennium Bug"
    gs: Mo Gaffney [ Sheila Kleinman ], Jamie Farr [ Zippy's Owner (uncredited) ]

    rc: Hal

    Jamie's dress is ruined by a dry cleaner who is unwilling to make restitution. Paul has a dream where Einstein gives him a partial solution to the millennium bug. He needs to have the dream again, so he can get the rest of the solution.

    b: 26 Apr 99 pc: _________ w: Frank Van Keeken d: David Steinberg
  17. "Separate Beds"
    gs: Jeff Garlin [ Marvin ], Jennifer Darling [ Cassie Bluestone ], David L. Lander [ Announcer #1 ], Michael Buffer [ Announcer #2 ], Randy Savage [ Himself ], Scott Turney [ Guy in Grandstand ]

    rc: Debbie

    Paul and Jamie discover the extra comfort of sleeping apart. Marvin is wrestling part time and Ira becomes his manager.

    b: 3 May 99 pc: _________ w: Bob Nickman d: Craig Knizek
  18. "Stealing Burt's Car"
    gs: Cyndi Lauper [ Marianne Lugasso ], Richard Belzer [ Detective Sharp ]

    Ira finds a note in some old pants that reminds him of a date made twenty years ago but he doesn't remember with whom. Paul and Jamie steal Burt's decrepit car so they can ditch it, since he won't sell it.

    b: 10 May 99 pc: _________ w: Jenna Bruce d: Gordon Hunt
  19. "Paved with Good Intentions"
    gs: Carol Burnett [ Theresa Stemple ], Carroll O'Connor [ Gus Stemple ], John Michael Higgins [ Patrick ], Jack Brewer [ Parcel Guy ], Judyann Elder [ Nurse Lily ]

    rc: Nat

    Paul accidentally runs over Jamie's mother. While she is in the hospital, her estranged husband visits.

    b: 13 May 99 pc: _________ w: Dean Young d: Gordon Hunt
  20. "The Dirty Little Secret"
    gs: Fred Willard [ Henry ], Alex Trebek [ Himself ]

    rc: Debbie

    When Debbie compiles Buchman and Stemple family trees, Paul and Jamie learn that they are cousins.

    b: 17 May 99 pc: _________ w: Elin Hampton d: Gordon Hunt
  21. "The Final Frontier (1)"
    gs: Tim Conway [ Clerk/Justice of Peace ], Mo Gaffney [ Dr. Sheila Kleinman ], Jeff Garlin [ Marvin ], Cyndi Lauper [ Marianne Lugasso ], Lyle Lovett [ Lenny ], Aria Noelle Curzon [ Shania ], Morgan Henry [ Mabel at 5-Years-Old ], Lillian Hurst [ Phyllis ], Todd Shinto [ Beavis ], Janeane Garofalo [ Mabel ]

    rc: Nat, Debbie, Maggie, Ursula, Joan, Lisa, Hal

    Mabel's first real film is a biography, looking back at her family's twisted history.

    b: 24 May 99 pc: _________ w: Paul Reiser & Victor Levin s: Helen Hunt & Paul Reiser & Victor Levin d: Helen Hunt
  22. "The Final Frontier (2)"
    gs: Carol Burnett [ Theresa ], Tim Conway [ Clerk/Justice of Peace ], Cara DeLizia [ Teenage Mabel ], Jeff Garlin [ Marvin ], Cyndi Lauper [ Marianne Lugasso ], Janeane Garofalo [ Mabel ]

    rc: Debbie, Fran, Mark, Joan

    Mabel's first real film is a biography, looking back at her family's twisted history.

    b: 24 May 99 pc: _________ w: Paul Reiser & Victor Levin s: Helen Hunt & Paul Reiser & Victor Levin d: Helen Hunt

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