A bachelor playboy's carefree life is changed forever after his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him.

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  Episode #     Prod #      Air Date   Titles
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• Season 1

1      1-01      475215    22/Sep/03   Pilot 
2      1-02      176802    29/Sep/03   Big Flappy Bastards 
3      1-03      176803    06/Oct/03   Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 
4      1-04      176801    13/Oct/03   If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap 
5      1-05      176805    20/Oct/03   The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump 
6      1-06      176804    27/Oct/03   Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 
7      1-07      176806    03/Nov/03   If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 
8      1-08      176808    10/Nov/03   Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful 
9      1-09      176807    17/Nov/03   Phase One, Complete 
10     1-10      176809    24/Nov/03   Merry Thanksgiving 
11     1-11      176810    15/Dec/03   Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 
12     1-12      176813    05/Jan/04   Camel Filters + Pheromones 
13     1-13      176811    12/Jan/04   Sarah Like Puny Alan 
14     1-14      176812    02/Feb/04   I Can't Afford Hyenas 
15     1-15      176814    09/Feb/04   Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) 
16     1-16      176815    16/Feb/04   That Was Saliva, Alan (2) 
17     1-17      176816    23/Feb/04   Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats 
18     1-18      176818    01/Mar/04   An Old Flame With a New Wick 
19     1-19      176819    22/Mar/04   I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 
20     1-20      176820    19/Apr/04   Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 
21     1-21      176817    03/May/04   No Sniffing, No Wowing 
22     1-22      176821    10/May/04   My Doctor has a Cow Puppet 
23     1-23      176822    17/May/04   Just Like Buffalo 
24     1-24      176823    24/May/04   Can You Feel My Finger? 

• Season 2

25     2-01      177653    20/Sep/04   Back Off Mary Poppins 
26     2-02      177651    27/Sep/04   Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 
27     2-03      177652    04/Oct/04   A Bag Full of Jawea 
28     2-04      177654    11/Oct/04   Go Get Mommy's Bra 
29     2-05      177655    18/Oct/04   Bad News from the Clinic 
30     2-06      177656    25/Oct/04   The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 
31     2-07      177658    08/Nov/04   A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 
32     2-08      177657    15/Nov/04   Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 
33     2-09      177659    22/Nov/04   Yes, Monsignor 
34     2-10      177660    29/Nov/04   The Salmon Under My Sweater 
35     2-11      177661    13/Dec/04   Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 
36     2-12      177662    03/Jan/05   A Lungful of Alan 
37     2-13      177663    17/Jan/05   Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair 
38     2-14      177664    31/Jan/05   Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 
39     2-15      177665    07/Feb/05   Smell the Umbrella Stand 
40     2-16      177666    14/Feb/05   Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? 
41     2-17      177667    21/Feb/05   Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! 
42     2-18      177668    07/Mar/05   It Was Mame, Mom 
43     2-19      177669    21/Mar/05   A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise 
44     2-20      177673    18/Apr/05   I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 
45     2-21      177671    02/May/05   A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 
46     2-22      177670    09/May/05   That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 
47     2-23      177674    16/May/05   Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 
48     2-24      177672    23/May/05   Does This Smell Funny to You? 

• Season 3

49     3-01      2T6501    19/Sep/05   Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 
50     3-02      2T6503    26/Sep/05   Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 
51     3-03      2T6505    03/Oct/05   Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 
52     3-04      2T6502    10/Oct/05   Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 
53     3-05      2T6504    17/Oct/05   We Called It Mr. Pinky 
54     3-06      2T6506    24/Oct/05   Hi, Mr. Horned One 
55     3-07      2T6507    07/Nov/05   Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 
56     3-08      2T6508    14/Nov/05   That Voodoo That I Do Do 
57     3-09      2T6509    21/Nov/05   Madame and Her Special Friend 
58     3-10      2T6510    28/Nov/05   Something Salted and Twisted 
59     3-11      2T6512    19/Dec/05   Santa's Village of the Damned 
60     3-12      2T6513    09/Jan/06   That Special Tug 
61     3-13      2T6511    23/Jan/06   Humiliation is a Visual Medium 
62     3-14      2T6514    06/Feb/06   Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 
63     3-15      2T6515    27/Feb/06   My Tongue is Meat 
64     3-16      2T6516    06/Mar/06   Ergo, The Booty Call 
65     3-17      2T6517    13/Mar/06   The Unfortunate Little Schnauser 
66     3-18      2T6518    20/Mar/06   The Spit-Covered Cobbler 
67     3-19      2T6519    10/Apr/06   Golly Moses, She's A Muffin 
68     3-20      2T6520    24/Apr/06   Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 
69     3-21      2T6521    01/May/06   And the Plot Moistens 
70     3-22      2T6524    08/May/06   Just Once With Aunt Sophie 
71     3-23      2T6522    15/May/06   Arguments for the Quickie 
72     3-24      2T6523    22/May/06   That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 

• Season 4

73     4-01      2T7951    18/Sep/06   Working for Caligula 
74     4-02      2T7952    25/Sep/06   Who's Vod Kanockers 
75     4-03      2T7953    02/Oct/06   The Sea is a Harsh Mistress 
76     4-04      2T7954    09/Oct/06   A Pot Smoking Monkey 
77     4-05      2T7955    16/Oct/06   A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 
78     4-06      2T7956    23/Oct/06   Apologies for the Frivolity 
79     4-07      2T7957    06/Nov/06   Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 
80     4-08      2T7958    13/Nov/06   Release the Dogs 
81     4-09      2T7959    20/Nov/06   Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 
82     4-10      2T7960    27/Nov/06   Kissing Abraham Lincoln 
83     4-11      2T7961    11/Dec/06   Walnuts and Demerol 
84     4-12      2T7962    08/Jan/07   Castrating Sheep in Montana 
85     4-13      2T7963    22/Jan/07   Don't Worry, Speed Racer 
86     4-14      2T7966    05/Feb/07   That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 
87     4-15      2T7964    12/Feb/07   My Damn Stalker 
88     4-16      2T7965    19/Feb/07   Young People Have Phlegm Too 
89     4-17      2T7967    26/Feb/07   I Merely Slept with a Commie 
90     4-18      2T7968    19/Mar/07   It Never Rains in Hooterville 
91     4-19      2T7969    09/Apr/07   Smooth as a Ken Doll (1) 
92     4-20      2T7970    16/Apr/07   Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2) 
93     4-21      2T7971    23/Apr/07   Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous 
94     4-22      2T7972    30/Apr/07   Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 
95     4-23      2T7974    07/May/07   Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin 
96     4-24      2T7973    14/May/07   Prostitutes and Gelato 

• Season 5

97     5-01      3T6251    24/Sep/07   Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 
98     5-02      3T6252    01/Oct/07   Media Room Slash Dungeon 
99     5-03      3T6253    08/Oct/07   Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 
100    5-04      3T6254    15/Oct/07   City of Great Racks 
101    5-05      3T6255    22/Oct/07   Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 
102    5-06      3T6256    29/Oct/07   Help Daddy Find His Toenail 
103    5-07      3T6257    05/Nov/07   The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room 
104    5-08      3T6258    12/Nov/07   Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 
105    5-09      3T6259    19/Nov/07   Tight's Good 
106    5-10      3T6260    26/Nov/07   Kinda Like Necrophilia 
107    5-11      3T6261    17/Mar/08   Meander To Your Dander 
108    5-12      3T6263    24/Mar/08   A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 
109    5-13      3T6262    31/Mar/08   The Soil is Moist 
110    5-14      3T6264    14/Apr/08   Winky-Dink Time 
111    5-15      3T6265    21/Apr/08   Rough Night in Hump Junction 
112    5-16      3T6266    28/Apr/08   Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 
113    5-17      3T6267    05/May/08   Fish in a Drawer 
114    5-18      3T6268    12/May/08   If My Hole Could Talk 
115    5-19      3T6269    19/May/08   Waiting for the Right Snapper 

• Season 6

116    6-01      3T7401    22/Sep/08   Taterhead Is Our Love Child 
117    6-02      3T7402    29/Sep/08   Pie Hole, Herb 
118    6-03      3T7403    06/Oct/08   Damn You, Eggs Benedict 
119    6-04      3T7404    13/Oct/08   The Flavin' and the Mavin' 
120    6-05      3T7405    20/Oct/08   A Jock Strap In Hell 
121    6-06      3T7406    03/Nov/08   It's Always Nazi Week 
122    6-07      3T7407    10/Nov/08   Best H.O. Money Can Buy 
123    6-08      3T7408    17/Nov/08   Pinocchio's Mouth 
124    6-09      3T7409    24/Nov/08   The Mooch At The Boo 
125    6-10      3T7410    08/Dec/08   He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 
126    6-11      3T7411    15/Dec/08   The Devil's Lube 
127    6-12      3T7412    12/Jan/09   Thank God for Scoliosis 
128    6-13      3T7413    19/Jan/09   I Think You Offended Don 
129    6-14      3T7414    02/Feb/09   David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie 
130    6-15      3T7415    09/Feb/09   I'd Like to Start With the Cat 
131    6-16      3T7416    02/Mar/09   She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime 
132    6-17      3T7417    09/Mar/09   The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? 
133    6-18      3T7418    16/Mar/09   My Son's Enormous Head 
134    6-19      3T7419    30/Mar/09   The Two Finger Rule 
135    6-20      3T7420    13/Apr/09   Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau 
136    6-21      3T7421    27/Apr/09   Above Exalted Cyclops 
137    6-22      3T7422    04/May/09   Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 
138    6-23      3T7424    11/May/09   Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth 
139    6-24      3T7423    18/May/09   Baseball with Better Steroids 

• Season 7

140    7-01      3X5501    21/Sep/09   818-jklpuzo 
141    7-02      3X5502    28/Sep/09   Whipped Unto the Third Generation 
142    7-03      3X5503    05/Oct/09   Mmm, fish. Yum. 
143    7-04      3X5504    12/Oct/09   Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 
144    7-05      3X5506    19/Oct/09   For the Sake of the Child 
145    7-06      3X5505    02/Nov/09   Give Me Your Thumb 
146    7-07      3X5507    09/Nov/09   Untainted by Filth 
147    7-08      3X5508    16/Nov/09   Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 
148    7-09      3X5509    23/Nov/09   Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 
149    7-10      3X5510    07/Dec/09   That's Why They Call It Ball Room 
150    7-11      3X5511    14/Dec/09   Warning, It's Dirty  [Trailer]
151    7-12      3X5512    11/Jan/10   Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste 
152    7-13      3X5513    18/Jan/10   Yay, No Polyps! 
153    7-14      3X5514    01/Feb/10   Crude and Uncalled For 
154    7-15      3X5515    08/Feb/10   Aye, Aye, Captain 
155    7-16      3X5516    01/Mar/10   Tinkle Like a Princess 
156    7-17      3X5517    08/Mar/10   I Found Your Mustache 
157    7-18      3X5518    22/Mar/10   Ixnay on the Oggie Day 
158    7-19      3X5519    12/Apr/10   Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave 
159    7-20      3X5520    10/May/10   I Called Him Magoo 
160    7-21      3X5521    17/May/10   Gumby with a Pokey 
161    7-22      3X5522    24/May/10   This Is Not Gonna End Well 

• Season 8

162    8-01      3X6451    20/Sep/10   Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud 
163    8-02      3X6452    27/Sep/10   A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer 
164    8-03      3X6453    04/Oct/10   A Pudding-Filled Cactus 
165    8-04      3X6454    11/Oct/10   Hookers, Hookers, Hookers 
166    8-05      3X6455    18/Oct/10   The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel 
167    8-06      3X6456    25/Oct/10   Twanging Your Magic Clanger 
168    8-07      3X6457    01/Nov/10   The Crazy Bitch Gazette 
169    8-08      3X6458    08/Nov/10   Springtime On A Stick 
170    8-09      3X6459    15/Nov/10   A Good Time in Central Africa 
171    8-10      3X6460    22/Nov/10   Ow, Ow, Don't Stop 
172    8-11      3X6461    06/Dec/10   Dead From The Waist Down 
173    8-12      3X6462    13/Dec/10   Chocolate Diddlers Or My Puppy's Dead 
174    8-13      3X6463    03/Jan/11   Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup 
175    8-14      3X6464    17/Jan/11   Lookin' for Japanese Subs 
176    8-15      3X6465    07/Feb/11   Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak 
177    8-16      3X6466    14/Feb/11   That Darn Priest 

• Season 9

178    9-01      3X6951    19/Sep/11   Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (1)  [Trailer]
179    9-02      3X6952    26/Sep/11   People Who Love Peepholes (2)  [Trailer]
180    9-03      3X6953    03/Oct/11   Big Girls Don't Throw Food  [Trailer]
181    9-04      3X6954    10/Oct/11   Nine Magic Fingers  [Trailer]
182    9-05      3X6955    17/Oct/11   A Giant Cat Holding a Churro  [Trailer]
183    9-06      3X6956    24/Oct/11   The Squat and The Hover  [Trailer]
184    9-07      3X6957    31/Oct/11   Those Fancy Japanese Toilets  [Trailer]
185    9-08      3X6958    07/Nov/11   Thank You For The Intercourse  [Trailer]
186    9-09      3X6959    14/Nov/11   Frodo’s Headshots  [Trailer]
187    9-10      3X6960    21/Nov/11   A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes  [Trailer]
188    9-11      3X6961    05/Dec/11   What a Lovely Landing Strip  [Trailer]
189    9-12      3X6962    12/Dec/11   One False Move, Zimbabwe!  [Trailer]
190    9-13      3X6963    02/Jan/12   Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 
191    9-14      3X6964    16/Jan/12   A Possum on Chemo  [Trailer]
192    9-15      3X6965    06/Feb/12   The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack  [Trailer]
193    9-16      3X6966    13/Feb/12   Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy 
194    9-17      3X6967    20/Feb/12   Not In My Mouth 
195    9-18      3X6968    27/Feb/12   The War Against Gingivitis  [Trailer]
196    9-19      3X6969    19/Mar/12   Palmdale, Ech  [Trailer]
197    9-20      3X6970    09/Apr/12   Grandma's Pie  [Trailer]
198    9-21      3X6971    16/Apr/12   Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'  [Trailer]
199    9-22      3X6972    30/Apr/12   Why We Gave Up Women  [Trailer]
200    9-23      3X6973    07/May/12   The Straw In My Donut Hole  [Trailer]
201    9-24      3X6974    14/May/12   Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!  [Trailer]

• Season 10

202    10-01     3X7401    27/Sep/12   I Changed My Mind About the Milk  [Trailer]
203    10-02     3X7403    04/Oct/12   A Big Bag of Dog 
204    10-03     3X7402    11/Oct/12   Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt 
205    10-04     3X7404    18/Oct/12   You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For 
206    10-05     3X7405    25/Oct/12   That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam 
207    10-06     3X7406    01/Nov/12   Ferrets, Attack! 
208    10-07     3X7407    08/Nov/12   Avoid the Chinese Mustard 
209    10-08     3X7408    15/Nov/12   Something My Gynecologist Said 
210    10-09     3X7409    29/Nov/12   I Scream When I Pee  [Trailer]
211    10-10     3X7410    06/Dec/12   One Nut Johnson 
212    10-11     3X7411    13/Dec/12   Give Santa A Tail-Hole 
213    10-12     3X7412    03/Jan/13   Welcome to Alancrest 
214    10-13     3X7413    10/Jan/13   Grab A Feather And Get In Line 
215    10-14     3X7414    31/Jan/13   Run, Steven Staven! Run! 
216    10-15     3X7415    07/Feb/13   Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It 
217    10-16     3X7416    14/Feb/13   Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby 
218    10-17     3X7417    21/Feb/13   Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries 
219    10-18     3X7418    07/Mar/13   The 9:04 From Pemberton 
220    10-19     3X7419    14/Mar/13   Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon  [Trailer]
221    10-20     3X7420    04/Apr/13   Bazinga! That's From A TV Show  [Trailer]
222    10-21     3X7421    25/Apr/13   Another Night With Neil Diamond  [Trailer]
223    10-22     3X7422    02/May/13   My Bodacious Vidalia  [Trailer]
224    10-23     3X7423    09/May/13   Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped 

• Season 11

225    11-01     4X5351    26/Sep/13   Nangnangnangnang  [Trailer]
226    11-02     4X5352    03/Oct/13   I Think I Banged Lucille Ball  [Trailer]
227    11-03     4X5353    10/Oct/13   This Unblessed Biscuit  [Trailer]
228    11-04     4X5354    17/Oct/13   Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank  [Trailer]
229    11-05     4X5355    24/Oct/13   Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003  [Trailer]
230    11-06     4X5356    07/Nov/13   Justice In Star-Spangled Hot Pants 
231    11-07     4X5356    14/Nov/13   Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie  [Trailer]
232    11-08     4X5359    21/Nov/13   Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room 
233    11-09     4X5358    05/Dec/13   Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer  [Trailer]
234    11-10     4X5360    12/Dec/13   On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!  [Trailer]
235    11-11     4X5361    02/Jan/14   Tazed In The Lady Nuts  [Trailer]
236    11-12     4X5362    09/Jan/14   Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.  [Trailer]
237    11-13     4X5363    30/Jan/14   Bite Me, Supreme Court 
238    11-14     4X5364    06/Feb/14   Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe  [Trailer]
239    11-15     4X5365    27/Feb/14   Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin  [Trailer]
240    11-16     4X5366    06/Mar/14   How to Get Rid of Alan Harper  [Trailer]
241    11-17     4X5367    13/Mar/14   Welcome Home, Jake  [Trailer]
242    11-18     4X5368    03/Apr/14   West Side Story  [Trailer]
243    11-19     4X5369    10/Apr/14   Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang  [Trailer]
244    11-20     4X5370    24/Apr/14   Lotta Delis in Little Armenia  [Trailer]
245    11-21     4X5371    01/May/14   Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot  [Trailer]
246    11-22     4X5372    08/May/14   Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead 

• Season 12

247    12-01               30/Oct/14   The Ol’ Mexican Spinach 
248    12-02               06/Nov/14   A Chic Bar in Ibiza 
249    12-03               13/Nov/14   Glamping in a Yurt 
250    12-04               20/Nov/14   Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight 


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