A bachelor playboy's carefree life is changed forever after his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him.


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  Episode #     Prod #      Air Date   Titles
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Season 1

1.     1-1                 22 Sep 03   Pilot
2.     1-2                 29 Sep 03   Big Flappy Bastards
3.     1-3                 06 Oct 03   Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
4.     1-4                 13 Oct 03   If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
5.     1-5                 20 Oct 03   The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
6.     1-6                 27 Oct 03   Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
7.     1-7                 03 Nov 03   If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
8.     1-8                 10 Nov 03   Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
9.     1-9                 17 Nov 03   Phase One, Complete
10.    1-10                24 Nov 03   Merry Thanksgiving
11.    1-11                15 Dec 03   Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
12.    1-12                05 Jan 04   Camel Filters + Pheromones
13.    1-13                12 Jan 04   Sarah Like Puny Alan
14.    1-14                02 Feb 04   I Can't Afford Hyenas
15.    1-15                09 Feb 04   Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)
16.    1-16                16 Feb 04   That Was Saliva, Alan (2)
17.    1-17                23 Feb 04   Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
18.    1-18                01 Mar 04   An Old Flame With a New Wick
19.    1-19                22 Mar 04   I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
20.    1-20                19 Apr 04   Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
21.    1-21                03 May 04   No Sniffing, No Wowing
22.    1-22                10 May 04   My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
23.    1-23                17 May 04   Just Like Buffalo
24.    1-24                24 May 04   Can You Feel My Finger?

Season 2

25.    2-1                 20 Sep 04   Back Off, Mary Poppins
26.    2-2                 27 Sep 04   Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
27.    2-3                 04 Oct 04   A Bag Full of Jawea
28.    2-4                 11 Oct 04   Go Get Mommy's Bra
29.    2-5                 18 Oct 04   Bad News From The Clinic?
30.    2-6                 25 Oct 04   The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
31.    2-7                 08 Nov 04   A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
32.    2-8                 15 Nov 04   Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
33.    2-9                 22 Nov 04   Yes, Monsignor
34.    2-10                29 Nov 04   The Salmon Under My Sweater
35.    2-11                13 Dec 04   Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
36.    2-12                03 Jan 05   A Lung Full Of Alan
37.    2-13                17 Jan 05   Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow
38.    2-14                31 Jan 05   Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts
39.    2-15                07 Feb 05   Smell the Umbrella Stand
40.    2-16                14 Feb 05   Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
41.    2-17                21 Feb 05   Woo-Hoo, A Hernia Exam!
42.    2-18                07 Mar 05   It was 'Mame,' Mom
43.    2-19                21 Mar 05   A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
44.    2-20                18 Apr 05   I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
45.    2-21                02 May 05   A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
46.    2-22                09 May 05   That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
47.    2-23                16 May 05   Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
48.    2-24                23 May 05   Does This Smell Funny to You?

Season 3

49.    3-1                 19 Sep 05   Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
50.    3-2                 26 Sep 05   Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
51.    3-3                 03 Oct 05   Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
52.    3-4                 10 Oct 05   Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
53.    3-5                 17 Oct 05   We Called It Mr. Pinky
54.    3-6                 24 Oct 05   Hi, Mr. Horned One
55.    3-7                 07 Nov 05   Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
56.    3-8                 14 Nov 05   That Voodoo That I Do Do
57.    3-9                 21 Nov 05   Madame and Her Special Friend
58.    3-10                28 Nov 05   Something Salted and Twisted
59.    3-11                19 Dec 05   Santa's Village of the Damned
60.    3-12                09 Jan 06   That Special Tug
61.    3-13                23 Jan 06   Humiliation is a Visual Medium
62.    3-14                06 Feb 06   Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
63.    3-15                27 Feb 06   My Tongue is Meat
64.    3-16                06 Mar 06   Ergo, The Booty Call
65.    3-17                13 Mar 06   The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
66.    3-18                20 Mar 06   The Spit-Covered Cobbler
67.    3-19                10 Apr 06   Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
68.    3-20                24 Apr 06   Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
69.    3-21                01 May 06   And the Plot Moistens
70.    3-22                08 May 06   Just Once With Aunt Sophie
71.    3-23                15 May 06   Arguments for the Quickie
72.    3-24                22 May 06   That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Season 4

73.    4-1                 18 Sep 06   Working for Caligula
74.    4-2                 25 Sep 06   Who's Vod Kanockers?
75.    4-3                 02 Oct 06   The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
76.    4-4                 09 Oct 06   A Pot Smoking Monkey
77.    4-5                 16 Oct 06   A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
78.    4-6                 23 Oct 06   Apologies for the Frivolity
79.    4-7                 06 Nov 06   Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
80.    4-8                 13 Nov 06   Release the Dogs
81.    4-9                 20 Nov 06   Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
82.    4-10                27 Nov 06   Kissing Abraham Lincoln
83.    4-11                11 Dec 06   Walnuts and Demerol
84.    4-12                08 Jan 07   Castrating Sheep in Montana
85.    4-13                22 Jan 07   Don't Worry, Speed Racer
86.    4-14                05 Feb 07   That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
87.    4-15                12 Feb 07   My Damn Stalker
88.    4-16                19 Feb 07   Young People Have Phlegm Too
89.    4-17                26 Feb 07   I Merely Slept with a Commie
90.    4-18                19 Mar 07   It Never Rains in Hooterville
91.    4-19                09 Apr 07   Smooth As A Ken Doll
92.    4-20                16 Apr 07   Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee A Lot
93.    4-21                23 Apr 07   Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
94.    4-22                30 Apr 07   Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
95.    4-23                07 May 07   Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
96.    4-24                14 May 07   Prostitutes and Gelato

Season 5

97.    5-1                 24 Sep 07   Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
98.    5-2                 01 Oct 07   Media Room Slash Dungeon
99.    5-3                 08 Oct 07   Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
100.   5-4                 15 Oct 07   City of Great Racks
101.   5-5                 22 Oct 07   Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
102.   5-6                 29 Oct 07   Help Daddy Find His Toenail
103.   5-7                 05 Nov 07   Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
104.   5-8                 12 Nov 07   Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
105.   5-9                 19 Nov 07   Tight's Good
106.   5-10                26 Nov 07   Kinda Like Necrophilia
107.   5-11                17 Mar 08   Meander To Your Dander
108.   5-12                24 Mar 08   A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
109.   5-13                31 Mar 08   The Soil is Moist
110.   5-14                14 Apr 08   Winky-Dink Time
111.   5-15                21 Apr 08   Rough Night in Hump Junction
112.   5-16                28 Apr 08   Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
113.   5-17                05 May 08   Fish in a Drawer
114.   5-18                12 May 08   If My Hole Could Talk
115.   5-19                19 May 08   Waiting for the Right Snapper

Season 6

116.   6-1                 22 Sep 08   Taterhead Is Our Love Child
117.   6-2                 29 Sep 08   Pie Hole, Herb
118.   6-3                 06 Oct 08   Damn You, Eggs Benedict
119.   6-4                 13 Oct 08   The Flavin' and the Mavin'
120.   6-5                 20 Oct 08   A Jock Strap In Hell
121.   6-6                 03 Nov 08   It's Always Nazi Week
122.   6-7                 10 Nov 08   Best H.O. Money Can Buy
123.   6-8                 17 Nov 08   Pinocchio's Mouth
124.   6-9                 24 Nov 08   The Mooch At The Boo
125.   6-10                08 Dec 08   He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
126.   6-11                15 Dec 08   The Devil's Lube
127.   6-12                12 Jan 09   Thank God for Scoliosis
128.   6-13                19 Jan 09   I Think You Offended Don
129.   6-14                02 Feb 09   David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
130.   6-15                09 Feb 09   I'd Like to Start With the Cat
131.   6-16                02 Mar 09   She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
132.   6-17                09 Mar 09   The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?
133.   6-18                16 Mar 09   My Son's Enormous Head
134.   6-19                30 Mar 09   The Two Finger Rule
135.   6-20                13 Apr 09   Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
136.   6-21                27 Apr 09   Above Exalted Cyclops
137.   6-22                04 May 09   Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
138.   6-23                11 May 09   Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
139.   6-24                18 May 09   Baseball with Better Steroids

Season 7

140.   7-1                 21 Sep 09   818-jklpuzo
141.   7-2                 28 Sep 09   Whipped Unto the Third Generation
142.   7-3                 05 Oct 09   Mmm, fish. Yum.
143.   7-4                 12 Oct 09   Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
144.   7-5                 19 Oct 09   For the Sake of the Child
145.   7-6                 02 Nov 09   Give Me Your Thumb
146.   7-7                 09 Nov 09   Untainted by Filth
147.   7-8                 16 Nov 09   Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
148.   7-9                 23 Nov 09   Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
149.   7-10                07 Dec 09   That's Why They Call It Ball Room
150.   7-11                14 Dec 09   Warning, It's Dirty
151.   7-12                11 Jan 10   Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
152.   7-13                18 Jan 10   Yay, No Polyps!
153.   7-14                01 Feb 10   Crude and Uncalled For
154.   7-15                08 Feb 10   Aye, Aye, Captain
155.   7-16                01 Mar 10   Tinkle Like a Princess
156.   7-17                08 Mar 10   I Found Your Moustache
157.   7-18                22 Mar 10   Ixnay on the Oggie Day
158.   7-19                12 Apr 10   Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave
159.   7-20                10 May 10   I Called Him Magoo
160.   7-21                17 May 10   Gumby with a Pokey
161.   7-22                24 May 10   This Is Not Gonna End Well

Season 8

162.   8-1                 20 Sep 10   Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
163.   8-2                 27 Sep 10   A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
164.   8-3                 04 Oct 10   A Pudding-Filled Cactus
165.   8-4                 11 Oct 10   Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
166.   8-5                 18 Oct 10   The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
167.   8-6                 25 Oct 10   Twanging Your Magic Clanger
168.   8-7                 01 Nov 10   The Crazy Bitch Gazette
169.   8-8                 08 Nov 10   Springtime On A Stick
170.   8-9                 15 Nov 10   A Good Time in Central Africa
171.   8-10                22 Nov 10   Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
172.   8-11                06 Dec 10   Dead From The Waist Down
173.   8-12                13 Dec 10   Chocolate Diddlers Or My Puppy's Dead
174.   8-13                03 Jan 11   Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup
175.   8-14                17 Jan 11   Lookin' for Japanese Subs
176.   8-15                07 Feb 11   Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
177.   8-16                14 Feb 11   That Darn Priest

Season 9

178.   9-1                 19 Sep 11   Nice To Meet You, Walden Schmidt
179.   9-2                 26 Sep 11   People Who Love Peepholes
180.   9-3                 03 Oct 11   Big Girls Don't Throw Food
181.   9-4                 10 Oct 11   Nine Magic Fingers
182.   9-5                 17 Oct 11   A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
183.   9-6                 24 Oct 11   The Squat and The Hover
184.   9-7                 31 Oct 11   Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
185.   9-8                 07 Nov 11   Thank You For The Intercourse
186.   9-9                 14 Nov 11   Frodo's Headshots
187.   9-10                21 Nov 11   A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
188.   9-11                05 Dec 11   What a Lovely Landing Strip
189.   9-12                12 Dec 11   One False Move, Zimbabwe!
190.   9-13                02 Jan 12   Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
191.   9-14                16 Jan 12   A Possum on Chemo
192.   9-15                06 Feb 12   The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack
193.   9-16                13 Feb 12   Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy
194.   9-17                20 Feb 12   Not In My Mouth!
195.   9-18                27 Feb 12   The War Against Gingivitis
196.   9-19                19 Mar 12   Palmdale, Ech
197.   9-20                09 Apr 12   Grandma's Pie
198.   9-21                16 Apr 12   Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
199.   9-22                30 Apr 12   Why We Gave Up Women
200.   9-23                07 May 12   The Straw In My Donut Hole
201.   9-24                14 May 12   Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Season 10

202.   10-1                27 Sep 12   I Changed My Mind About the Milk
203.   10-2                04 Oct 12   A Big Bag of Dog
204.   10-3                11 Oct 12   Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
205.   10-4                18 Oct 12   You Do Know What The Lollipop's For
206.   10-5                25 Oct 12   That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam
207.   10-6                01 Nov 12   Ferrets, Attack!
208.   10-7                08 Nov 12   Avoid the Chinese Mustard
209.   10-8                15 Nov 12   Something My Gynecologist Said
210.   10-9                29 Nov 12   I Scream When I Pee
211.   10-10               06 Dec 12   One Nut Johnson
212.   10-11               13 Dec 12   Give Santa A Tail-Hole
213.   10-12               03 Jan 13   Welcome to Alancrest
214.   10-13               10 Jan 13   Grab A Feather And Get In Line
215.   10-14               31 Jan 13   Run, Steven Staven! Run!
216.   10-15               07 Feb 13   Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
217.   10-16               14 Feb 13   Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
218.   10-17               21 Feb 13   Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
219.   10-18               07 Mar 13   The 9:04 From Pemberton
220.   10-19               14 Mar 13   Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon
221.   10-20               04 Apr 13   Bazinga! That's From A TV Show
222.   10-21               25 Apr 13   Another Night With Neil Diamond
223.   10-22               02 May 13   My Bodacious Vidalia
224.   10-23               09 May 13   Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped

Season 11

225.   11-1                26 Sep 13   Nangnangnangnang
226.   11-2                03 Oct 13   I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
227.   11-3                10 Oct 13   This Unblessed Biscuit
228.   11-4                17 Oct 13   Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
229.   11-5                24 Oct 13   Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
230.   11-6                07 Nov 13   Justice In Star-Spangled Hot Pants
231.   11-7                14 Nov 13   Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
232.   11-8                21 Nov 13   Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
233.   11-9                05 Dec 13   Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
234.   11-10               12 Dec 13   On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
235.   11-11               02 Jan 14   Tazed In The Lady Nuts
236.   11-12               09 Jan 14   Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
237.   11-13               30 Jan 14   Bite Me, Supreme Court
238.   11-14               06 Feb 14   Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
239.   11-15               27 Feb 14   Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
240.   11-16               06 Mar 14   How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
241.   11-17               13 Mar 14   Welcome Home, Jake
242.   11-18               03 Apr 14   West Side Story
243.   11-19               10 Apr 14   Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
244.   11-20               24 Apr 14   Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
245.   11-21               01 May 14   Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
246.   11-22               08 May 14   Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

Season 12

247.   12-1                30 Oct 14   The Ol' Mexican Spinach
248.   12-2                06 Nov 14   A Chic Bar in Ibiza
249.   12-3                13 Nov 14   Glamping in a Yurt
250.   12-4                20 Nov 14   Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
251.   12-5                27 Nov 14   Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
252.   12-6                04 Dec 14   Alan Shot A Little Girl
253.   12-7                11 Dec 14   Sex With an Animated Ed Asner
254.   12-8                18 Dec 14   Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey
255.   12-9                08 Jan 15   Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
256.   12-10               15 Jan 15   Here I Come, Pants!
257.   12-11               22 Jan 15   For Whom the Booty Calls
258.   12-12               29 Jan 15   A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
259.   12-13               05 Feb 15   Boompa Loved His Hookers
260.   12-14               12 Feb 15   Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
261.   12-15               19 Feb 15   Of Course He's Dead - Part One
262.   12-16               19 Feb 15   Of Course He's Dead - Part Two


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