Original
Episode # Prod # Air Date Titles
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Pilot
P- 0 Original Pilot
Season 1
1. 1- 1 101 22 Sep 03 Pilot
2. 1- 2 102 29 Sep 03 Big Flappy Bastards
3. 1- 3 103 6 Oct 03 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
4. 1- 4 104 13 Oct 03 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
5. 1- 5 105 20 Oct 03 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
6. 1- 6 106 27 Oct 03 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
7. 1- 7 107 3 Nov 03 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
8. 1- 8 108 10 Nov 03 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
9. 1- 9 109 17 Nov 03 Phase One, Complete
10. 1-10 110 24 Nov 03 Merry Thanksgiving
11. 1-11 111 15 Dec 03 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
12. 1-12 112 5 Jan 04 Camel Filters + Pheromones
13. 1-13 113 12 Jan 04 Sara Like Puny Alan
14. 1-14 114 2 Feb 04 I Can't Afford Hyenas
15. 1-15 115 9 Feb 04 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)
16. 1-16 116 16 Feb 04 That Was Saliva, Alan (2)
17. 1-17 117 23 Feb 04 Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
18. 1-18 118 1 Mar 04 An Old Flame With a New Wick
19. 1-19 119 22 Mar 04 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
20. 1-20 120 19 Apr 04 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
21. 1-21 121 3 May 04 No Sniffing, No Wowing
22. 1-22 122 10 May 04 My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
23. 1-23 123 17 May 04 Just Like Buffalo
24. 1-24 124 24 May 04 Can You Feel My Finger?
Season 2
25. 2- 1 201 20 Sep 04 Back Off Mary Poppins
26. 2- 2 202 27 Sep 04 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
27. 2- 3 203 4 Oct 04 A Bag Full of Jawea
28. 2- 4 204 11 Oct 04 Go Get Mommy's Bra
29. 2- 5 205 18 Oct 04 Bad News from the Clinic
30. 2- 6 206 25 Oct 04 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
31. 2- 7 207 8 Nov 04 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
32. 2- 8 208 15 Nov 04 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
33. 2- 9 209 22 Nov 04 Yes, Monsignor
34. 2-10 210 29 Nov 04 The Salmon Under My Sweater
35. 2-11 211 13 Dec 04 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
36. 2-12 212 3 Jan 05 A Lungful of Alan
37. 2-13 213 17 Jan 05 Zejdz z Moich Wlosów [a.k.a. Get Off My Hair]
38. 2-14 214 31 Jan 05 Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
39. 2-15 215 7 Feb 05 Smell the Umbrella Stand
40. 2-16 216 14 Feb 05 Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
41. 2-17 217 21 Feb 05 Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
42. 2-18 218 7 Mar 05 It Was Mame, Mom
43. 2-19 219 21 Mar 05 A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
44. 2-20 220 18 Apr 05 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
45. 2-21 221 2 May 05 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
46. 2-22 222 9 May 05 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
47. 2-23 223 16 May 05 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
48. 2-24 224 23 May 05 Does This Smell Funny to You?
Season 3
49. 3- 1 301 19 Sep 05 Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
50. 3- 2 302 26 Sep 05 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
51. 3- 3 303 3 Oct 05 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
52. 3- 4 304 10 Oct 05 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
53. 3- 5 305 17 Oct 05 We Called It Mr. Pinky
54. 3- 6 306 24 Oct 05 Hi, Mr. Horned One
55. 3- 7 307 7 Nov 05 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
56. 3- 8 308 14 Nov 05 That Voodoo That I Do Do
57. 3- 9 309 21 Nov 05 Madame and Her Special Friend
58. 3-10 310 28 Nov 05 Something Salted and Twisted
59. 3-11 311 19 Dec 05 Santa's Village of the Damned
60. 3-12 312 9 Jan 06 That Special Tug
61. 3-13 313 23 Jan 06 Humiliation is a Visual Medium
62. 3-14 314 6 Feb 06 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
63. 3-15 315 27 Feb 06 My Tongue is Meat
64. 3-16 2T6516 6 Mar 06 Ergo, The Booty Call
65. 3-17 317 13 Mar 06 The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
66. 3-18 318 20 Mar 06 The Spit-Covered Cobbler
67. 3-19 319 10 Apr 06 Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
68. 3-20 320 24 Apr 06 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
69. 3-21 321 1 May 06 And the Plot Moistens
70. 3-22 322 8 May 06 Just Once With Aunt Sophie
71. 3-23 323 15 May 06 Arguments for the Quickie
72. 3-24 324 22 May 06 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Season 4
73. 4- 1 401 18 Sep 06 Working for Caligula
74. 4- 2 402 25 Sep 06 Who's Vod Kanockers?
75. 4- 3 403 2 Oct 06 The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
76. 4- 4 404 9 Oct 06 A Pot Smoking Monkey
77. 4- 5 405 16 Oct 06 A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
78. 4- 6 406 23 Oct 06 Apologies for the Frivolity
79. 4- 7 407 6 Nov 06 Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
80. 4- 8 408 13 Nov 06 Release the Dogs
81. 4- 9 409 20 Nov 06 Corey's Been Dead For an Hour
82. 4-10 410 27 Nov 06 Kissing Abraham Lincoln
83. 4-11 411 11 Dec 06 Walnuts and Demerol
84. 4-12 412 8 Jan 07 Castrating Sheep in Montana
85. 4-13 413 22 Jan 07 Don't Worry, Speed Racer
86. 4-14 414 5 Feb 07 That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
87. 4-15 415 12 Feb 07 My Damn Stalker
88. 4-16 416 19 Feb 07 Young People Have Phlegm Too
89. 4-17 417 26 Feb 07 I Merely Slept With a Commie
90. 4-18 418 19 Mar 07 It Never Rains in Hooterville
91. 4-19 419 9 Apr 07 Smooth as a Ken Doll
92. 4-20 420 16 Apr 07 Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
93. 4-21 421 23 Apr 07 Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
94. 4-22 422 30 Apr 07 Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
95. 4-23 423 7 May 07 Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
96. 4-24 424 14 May 07 Prostitutes and Gelato
Season 5
97. 5- 1 501 24 Sep 07 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
98. 5- 2 502 1 Oct 07 Media Room Slash Dungeon
99. 5- 3 503 8 Oct 07 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
100. 5- 4 504 15 Oct 07 City of Great Racks
101. 5- 5 505 22 Oct 07 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
102. 5- 6 506 29 Oct 07 Help Daddy Find His Toenail
103. 5- 7 507 5 Nov 07 The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
104. 5- 8 508 12 Nov 07 Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
105. 5- 9 509 19 Nov 07 Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
106. 5-10 510 26 Nov 07 Kinda Like Necrophilia
107. 5-11 3T6261 17 Mar 08 Meander to Your Dander
108. 5-12 3T6263 24 Mar 08 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
109. 5-13 3T6262 31 Mar 08 The Soil is Moist
110. 5-14 3T6264 14 Apr 08 Winky-Dink Time
111. 5-15 3T6265 21 Apr 08 Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle)
112. 5-16 3T6266 28 Apr 08 Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
113. 5-17 3T6267 5 May 08 Fish in a Drawer
114. 5-18 3T6268 12 May 08 If My Hole Could Talk
115. 5-19 3T6269 19 May 08 Waiting for the Right Snapper
Season 6
116. 6- 1 22 Sep 08 Taterhead Is Our Love Child
117. 6- 2 29 Sep 08 Pie Hole, Herb
118. 6- 3 3T7403 6 Oct 08 Damn You, Eggs Benedict
119. 6- 4 3T7404 13 Oct 08 The Flavin' and the Mavin'
120. 6- 5 3T7405 20 Oct 08 A Jock Strap in Hell
121. 6- 6 3T7406 3 Nov 08 It's Always Nazi Week (1)
122. 6- 7 3T7407 10 Nov 08 Best H.O. Money Can Buy (2)
123. 6- 8 3T7408 17 Nov 08 Pinocchio's Mouth
124. 6- 9 3T7409 24 Nov 08 The Mooch At The Boo
125. 6-10 3T7410 8 Dec 08 He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
126. 6-11 3T7411 15 Dec 08 The Devil's Lube
127. 6-12 3T7412 12 Jan 09 Thank God for Scoliosis
128. 6-13 3T7413 19 Jan 09 I Think You Offended Don
129. 6-14 3T7414 2 Feb 09 David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
130. 6-15 3T7415 9 Feb 09 I'd Like to Start With the Cat
131. 6-16 2 Mar 09 She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
132. 6-17 9 Mar 09 The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
133. 6-18 3T7418 16 Mar 09 My Son's Enormous Head
134. 6-19 3T7419 30 Mar 09 The Two Finger Rule
135. 6-20 3T7420 13 Apr 09 Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau
136. 6-21 3T7421 27 Apr 09 Above Exalted Cyclops
137. 6-22 3T7422 4 May 09 Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
138. 6-23 3T7424 11 May 09 Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
139. 6-24 3T7423 18 May 09 Baseball Was Better with Steroids
Season 7
140. 7- 1 3X5501 21 Sep 09 818-jklpuzo
141. 7- 2 3X5502 28 Sep 09 Whipped Unto the Third Generation
142. 7- 3 3X5503 5 Oct 09 Mmm, fish. Yum.
143. 7- 4 3X5504 12 Oct 09 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
144. 7- 5 3X5506 19 Oct 09 For the Sake of the Child
145. 7- 6 3X5505 2 Nov 09 Give Me Your Thumb
146. 7- 7 3X5507 9 Nov 09 Untainted by Filth
147. 7- 8 3X5508 16 Nov 09 Gord. Fnark. Schmegle.
148. 7- 9 23 Nov 09 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
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