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Drop the Dead Donkey

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aired from: Aug 1990 to: Dec 1998 66 eps C4 30 min stereo ________________

regulars:

  • Robert Duncan as Gus Hedges
  • Neil Pearson as Dave Charnley
  • Jeff Rawle as George Dent
  • David Swift as Henry Davenport
  • Stephen Tompkinson as Damien Day
  • Victoria Wicks as Sally Smedley
  • Sara Stewart as Jenny [ series 1 ]
  • Susannah Doyle as Joy Merrywether [ series 2+ ]
  • Ingrid Lacey as Helen Cooper [ series 3+ ]
  • Haydn Gwynne as Alex Pates [ 1 & 2 ]

    production:

  • Andy Hamilton, writer
  • Guy Jenkin, writer
  • Liddy Oldroyd, director


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      1st Series 1990

    1. "A News Dawn"
      gs: Shahnaz Pakravan [ Asian Woman ]

      The harassed staff of Globelink faces up to having a megalomaniac as their new owner.

      b: 9 Aug 90
    2. "Sally's Arrival"
      gs: Nicholas Johnson [ Waiter ], Frances Jeater [ Susan ]

      A woman newsreader arrives who combines the public faces of the young Shirley Temple with the private attitude of Atilla the Hun.

      b: 16 Aug 90
    3. "A Clash of Interests"

      The management clash over vital issues such as editorial freedom and newsreaders clash over such vital issues as whose chair is higher.

      b: 23 Aug 90
    4. "A Blast from the Past"
      gs: Michael Mueller [ Les White ], Gillian McCutcheon [ Helena ], Richard Howard [ Vicar ]

      Gus is grilled by Prince Philip, Alex is singed by an old flame and Damien sets fire to a Buddhist.

      b: 30 Aug 90
    5. "Old Father Time"
      gs: Ben Daniels [ Jack Davenport ], Nigel Pegram [ Junior Minister ]

      Henry's cousin spends a week at the newsroom and makes everyone feel old.

      b: 6 Sep 90
    6. "Special Branch Raid the Newsroom"
      gs: Kenny Ireland [ Soundman ], Ian Bleasdale [ Frost ], Christopher Driscoll [ Wade ], Janet Steel [ Lawyer ], Victoria Hasted [ Reporter 1 ], Philip Bird [ Reporter 2 ]

      Gus considers whether to run a story about MI6.

      b: 13 Sep 90
    7. "The Root of All Evil"
      gs: Geoff McGivern [ Geoff ]

      A consultant measures the stress level in the newsroom.

      b: 20 Sep 90
    8. _"UNKNOWN TITLE"
      gs: Andy Linden [ Arab ], Tim Stern [ John ], Stephen Hoye [ Reporter ]

      Sally has a stalker. Dave's gambling debts get worse.

      b: 27 Sep 90
    9. _"UNKNOWN TITLE"
      gs: Susannah Hitching [ Jane Barclay ], Tony Portacio [ Peruvian Officer ], Gina McKee [ Lou ], Sean Gascoine [ Wes ], Valerie Whittington [ Alice ], Jasper Jacob [ Surgeon ], Bronco McLoughlin [ Prisoner ]

      Damien joins an animal rights group for a story.

      b: 4 Oct 90
    10. "The Big Day"
      gs: Michael Fenton-Stevens [ Gerry Gow ], Jonathan Street [ Lenny ], Alister Cameron [ Police Sergeant ], Karl Maddix [ African Child ]

      The news team achieves its ultimate aim - and as well as getting a bar extension they secure an interview with the Prime Minister.

      b: 11 Oct 90

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      2nd Series 1991

    11. "The Gulf Report"
      gs: Hermione Norris [ Octavia ], Dorcas Morgan [ Amanda ], Fraser James [ Les ], Anthony Asbury [ Craig the Croc ]

      The staff review their coverage of the Gulf War, but behind the scenes at Globelink, the missiles are still flying, and the situation, as ever is explosive.

      b: 26 Sep 91
    12. "The Trevorman Cometh"
      gs: Richard Cubison [ Trevor ]

      With Globelink news in deep financial waters, the staff are united only by their mutual desire to stab someone else in the back.

      b: 3 Oct 91
    13. "Henry and Dido"
      gs: Sarah Burghard [ Julia Jane ]

      War breaks out between the newsreaders.

      b: 10 Oct 91
    14. "Baseball"
      gs: Trevor Cooper [ Bill ], Ian Price [ Julien ], Marcus D'Amico [ Scott ], Neil Stuke [ Star Batter ]

      Gus proves that he treats his own family the same as the rest of the staff by making his brother grovel just as much as everyone else.

      b: 17 Oct 91
    15. "Drunk Minister"
      gs: Clive Merrison [ Nicholas Waugh ], Buki Armstrong [ Director ], Tommy Wright [ Tramp ], Andy Greenhaigh [ Man ], Mark Heal [ Protestor ]

      George plumbs new depths of ineptitude when a scandal involving a Government minister breaks.

      b: 24 Oct 91
    16. "Alex and the Intrepreter"
      gs: Christopher Rozychi [ Yuri ], Nic D'Avirro [ Vasli ], Simon Gregor [ Pedro ]

      Alex gets a lesson in Glasnost when a Russian official visits Globelink's nerve center.

      b: 31 Oct 91
    17. "Hoax"
      gs: Neil McCaul [ Hoaxer ], Matthew Ashforde [ Despatch Rider ], Sharon MacKenzie [ Lynn Yeats ], Jon Cartwright [ Spokesman ]

      Damien is aghast when he finds he is not the only one who can fabricate a story.

      b: 7 Nov 91
    18. "Don't Mention the Arabs"
      gs: Frederick Treves [ Walter ], Geoff McGivern [ TV Announcer ]

      The collective minds of the staff boggle when Sally announces that she has found God.

      b: 14 Nov 91
    19. "Damian Down and Out"
      gs: Charlie Creed-Miles [ Carl ], Stephen Jameson [ 1st Skinhead ], Bob Fletcher [ 2nd Skinhead ], Robert Woolley [ Theatregoer ]

      George is in trouble with is daughter, Sally is still a Christian, and Damien bets that he can live as a down-and-out for 6 days and nights.

      b: 21 Nov 91
    20. "The Evangelist"
      gs: Bill Bailey [ Earl ]

      Sally has a new spiritual guide, while George's marriage problems are proving more dramatic than the news bulletins themselves.

      b: 28 Nov 91
    21. "George's Daughter"
      gs: Louise Milwood-Haigh [ Deborah ], Helen Masters [ Director ], Clive Mantle [ Police Inspector ], Philip Glenister [ Harrison ], Daphne Oxenford [ Old Lady ], Phil Nice [ Man in Bed ], Maxine Ostwald [ Woman in Bed ], Lacey Monks [ Little Girl ]

      George faces problems from a visiting documentary team and his delinquent teenage daughter.

      b: 5 Dec 91
    22. "Dave's Day"
      gs: Jasper Jacob [ Mr Chambers ], John Bardon [ 1st Cabbie ], Carlton Chance [ 2nd Cabbie ]

      The pressure finally becomes too much for Dave.

      b: 12 Dec 91
    23. "The Christmas Party"
      gs: Penelope Nice [ Nurse ], James Bowers [ Photocopier Man ]

      Alex lives to regret a staff Christmas party.

      b: 19 Dec 91

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      3rd Series 1993

    24. "In Place of Alex"
      gs: Chris Lang [ Peregrine ], Niall Ashdown [ Wilkinson ], Chris Stanton [ Smith ]

      Gus tries to replace Alex with someone more suitable to his purposes, such as Helen Cooper.

      b: 7 Jan 93
    25. "Sally's Accountant"
      gs: Dariel Pertwee [ Floor Manager ], Ken Livingston [ Himself ], Sir Teddy Taylor [ Himself ]

      The Globelink newsroom is awash with MPs hauled in to talk on air about the recession. It's a subject close to Henry's heart...

      b: 14 Jan 93
    26. "Henry's Lost Love"
      gs: Shelley Thompson [ Lauren ], Nicholas Day [ Tax Officer ], Bruce Bould [ Simpson ]

      Henry's ex-wife is remarrying, while Dave goes a-gambling.

      b: 21 Jan 93
    27. "Helen'll Fix It"
      gs: Christine Kavanagh [ Estelle ], Kate McEnery [ Imogen ], Sarah Mortimer [ Jean ], Luke de Lacey [ Runner ]

      Gus refuses to give Damien the green light for his racy documentary on prostitution, and Helen refuses to reveal the names of her sources when the Government start to challenge Globelink's independence.

      b: 28 Jan 93
    28. "Sally's Libel"
      gs: Paul Clarkson [ Pat Pringle ], Geoffrey Whitehead [ Lawyer 1 ], Elizabeth McKechnie [ Lawyer 2 ], Trevor Danby [ Judge ], Andrew Green [ Reporter 1 ], James McCusker [ Reporter 2 ], Kenneth Wolstenholme [ Commentator ]

      The tabloids have put it about that Sally is not the most able, attractive and exciting member of the Globelink team, so she decides to sue. Gus has no choice but to use blackmail to make sure she has solid evidence for the court case.

      b: 4 Feb 93
    29. "Lady Merchant"
      gs: Eleanor David [ Lady Caroline ], John Boswall [ Jann Sepp ], Liz Moscrop [ Mrs Sepp ], Anna Gilbert [ Elizabeth Sepp ], James Coombes [ Peter ], Norman McDonald [ Vicar ]

      Damien is on the trail of a Nazi war criminal, and nothing is going to get in his way. And that means nothing!

      b: 11 Feb 93
    30. "The New Newsreader"
      gs: Jaye Griffiths [ Jill ], Peter Barnes [ Des ]

      Henry and Sally are usually on hiss and spit terms only, but when station boss Gus introduces a new girl Jill, they strike up an unlikely alliance. George, meanwhile, turns his attentions to Helen.

      b: 18 Feb 93
    31. "Joy"
      gs: Clive Russell [ Detective Sergeant ], Simon Gregor [ Interpreter ], Simon De Selva [ Tribal Chief ], Tracy Cavalier [ WPC ], Neville Rofaila [ Tribal Elder ]

      George is a sad case, and Helen wants nothing to do with his irritable bowel syndrome. But maybe, Joy could do wonders for his intestines.

      b: 25 Feb 93
    32. "Paintball"

      Gus reckons Globelink needs more bonding, so off troll out merry bunch of newsroom backstabbers to the woods for a weekend of harmonising.

      b: 4 Mar 93
    33. "George and His Daughter"
      gs: Stephen Greif [ Valdez ], Louise Millwood-Haigh [ Deborah ], Daniel Craig [ Fixx ], Patsy Palmer [ Bev ], Connie Hyde [ Sheila ], Wolf Christian [ Bouncer ], Matthew Hodgson [ Vin ], Danny Midwinter [ Lonny ]

      George is having family problems and Gus has problems with morality. And all around them, Chippendale-mania is sweeping the country.

      b: 11 Mar 93
    34. "Awards"
      gs: Stephen Moore [ Minister ], Jane Wymark [ Belinda ], Elizabeth Downes [ Lynn Yeats ], Brian Bovell [ Barry ], James Gaddas [ Gary ], Jon Fuller [ Photographer ], Sue Carpenter [ Herself ], Neil Kinnock [ Himself ]

      It's party time at the British News Awards ceremony until a story about Sir Royston is revealed.

      b: 18 Mar 93

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      Children in Need Special 1993

    35. _"Midnight Bulletin"

      b: 26 Nov 93

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      4th Series 1994

    36. "The Undiscovered Country"
      gs: Cliff Parsi [ Ambulance Man ], Nigel Makin [ Mr. Gish ], Tusse Silberg [ Susan ], Vaughan Richards [ Priest ]

      The newsroom deals with Damien's car troubles and George's acting aspirations.

      b: 29 Sep 94
    37. "Quality Time"
      gs: Gillian Hanna [ Mrs. Babcock ], Tony Gardner [ Mr. Anderson ], Jennifer Luckraft [ Nurse ], Jocelyn Barker [ Chloe ], Nikki Diamond [ Scorpio ]

      Gus recovers from heart troubles. Joy trains for an appearance on Gladiators.

      b: 6 Oct 94
    38. "The Day of the Mum"
      gs: Rosemary Martin [ Arvril Day ], Dean Harris [ Dad ], Matthew Owens [ Young Damien ]

      George is invited to his ex-wife's wedding. Damien's mother visits the newsroom.

      b: 13 Oct 94
    39. "Births and Deaths"
      gs: Mark Spalding [ Pete ], Andrew Lincoln [ Terry ]

      Damien receives death threats.

      b: 20 Oct 94 w: Nick Revell
    40. "Helen's Parents"
      gs: Geoffrey Hutchings [ Alfred ], Paula Jacobs [ Bernice ], Nina Marc [ Anna ], Caroline Strong [ Liz ]

      Helen still hasn't told her parents that she's a lesbian.

      b: 27 Oct 94
    41. "Sally in TV Times"
      gs: Nina Marc [ Anna ], Nick Dunning [ Sam ], Briony Glassco [ Deen ], Albert Welling [ Derek ], Andrew Barrow [ Mickey ]

      Joy considers posing nude. Gus reveals the new Globelink logo.

      b: 3 Nov 94
    42. "Crime Time"
      gs: Nina Marc [ Anna ], John Bowler [ Insp. Redmond ], Simon Cowell-Parker [ Randolph ], Clifford Milner [ Thug ], Ellen Sheean [ Lesley ], Enn Reitel [ Voice-Over ]

      Gus struggles to find crimes for his new program. Dave tries to forget his upcoming birthday.

      b: 10 Nov 94
    43. "No More Mr Nice Guy"

      Sally beats out Henry for an assignment in Acapulco. George turns over a new, meaner leaf.

      b: 17 Nov 94 w: Nick Revell
    44. "Henry's Autobiography"
      gs: Sophie Walker [ Amy Potter ]

      Henry writes his life story. George is in a panic over a Newsnight interview. Sally shoots a fitness video.

      b: 24 Nov 94 w: Malcolm Williamson
    45. "The Strike"
      gs: Matthew Cottle [ PC Dean ], Donald Sumpter [ Inspector ], Niven Boyd [ Bob Wragg ], Alan Stocks [ Sgt. Andrews ]

      When Gus threatens layoffs (after taking a pay rise for himself), the staff goes on strike.

      b: 1 Dec 94 w: Ian Brown
    46. "The Wedding"
      gs: Jenny Funnell [ Michelle ], Lee Simpson [ Ben ], Susan Vidler [ Leonie ], David Lemkin [ Policeman ]

      Henry's house is flooded, so he stays with Gus. Dave arranges a stag party for a co-worker.

      b: 8 Dec 94 w: Malcolm Williamson
    47. "Damien and the Weather Girl"
      gs: Sarah Alexander [ Nicky ], Michael Buerk [ Himself ]

      Damien dates the new weather girl. Henry is scheduled to be surprised by the program Living Legends.

      b: 15 Dec 94

      NOTE: The following additional cast appeared in the Radio Times, but not in the episode: Susie Blake [ Lil ], Michael Bertenshaw [ Bill ], James Kerr [ Kelvin ].

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      5th Series 1996

    48. "Inside the Asylum"
      gs: Jean Ainslie [ Lady in Street ], Paul Jennings [ Robber ], Russell Richardson [ Detective ], James Grout [ Desmond Platt ]

      Sally returns from a mental hospital. Helen is carjacked. Henry is offered a job at the BBC.

      b: 1 Oct 96
    49. "The Godless Society"
      gs: William Hope [ James Sillett ], David Horovitch [ Bishop Waddle ], Togo Igawa [ Mishima ], Eiji Kusuhara [ Takuguru ]

      A bishop loses his faith just before he is to be on a live GLN interview.

      b: 8 Oct 96
    50. "The Bird of Doom"
      gs: Jonathan Coy [ Trevor Hodge ], Christopher Donnelly [ Simon ], Colin Mace [ Potts ]

      Gus hires a new security firm. Joy applies for a job at the BBC.

      b: 15 Oct 96
    51. "What are Friends For?"
      gs: Emma Chambers [ Carol ], Steve Hope-Wynne [ Voice of John Major ]

      A new PA reveals secrets from Joy's past. Guy prepares to meet a women he met on the Internet.

      b: 22 Oct 96 w: Nick Revell
    52. "The Path of True Love"
      gs: Richard Albrecht [ Gavin ], Susie Blake [ Jane ], Saira Todd [ Amanda ], Andy Taylor [ Simon ]

      Helen hosts a dinner party for her coworkers and her girlfriend. Gus finally meets his Internet friend.

      b: 29 Oct 96 w: Nick Revell


    53. "Charnley in Love"
      gs: Kate Fenwick [ Susan ], Beth Goddard [ Julie ], Dermot Keaney [ Norman ], Kate Robbins [ Voice of Duchess of York ]

      GLN gets an exclusive interview with Sarah Ferguson. Sally considers liposuction.

      b: 5 Nov 96 w: Malcolm Williamson
    54. _"UNKNOWN TITLE"
      gs: Gabrielle Blunt [ Edith ], Steve Frost [ Tom ], Martin Herdman [ Alan ], Liz Kettle [ Jenny ], Tony Banks [ Himself ], Carolyn Pickles [ Anne Coates ]

      One of Gus' old secretaries returns to critique the newsroom. Dave gets second thoughts about his marriage proposal.

      b: 12 Nov 96 w: Malcolm Williamson
    55. "Henry's Diary"
      gs: Dale Winton [ Himself ]

      Henry writes unflatteringly of his colleagues in his daily newspaper column. Gus experiences difficulties organising a fund raiser in honour of Sir Roysten.

      b: 19 Nov 96 w: Ian Brown
    56. "Dave and Diana"
      gs: Nicholas Farrell [ Martin Jones ]

      There's a rumour Diana has a new beau, and Dave has the motive and the means. Gus is worried about an industrial psychologist sent to profile the office.

      b: 26 Nov 96 w: Ian Brown
    57. "Luck"
      gs: Paul Clayton [ Mike ], Rosemarie Ford [ Herself ], Larry Hoodekoff [ Man in Field ]

      Henry turns 62 and gets back on the streets to prove how young he feels. Sally finds herself in the panto (and doesn't take it very seriously). Dave places some ill-considered bets. Damien finds his incredible luck in avoiding injury has seemingly run out.

      b: 3 Dec 96
    58. "The Graveyard Shift"
      gs: Flaminia Cinque [ Marika ], Tim Matthews [ Hap ]

      It seems everyone has a reason to stay at work for the night shift. To keep things exciting, the office drug results are in, George has the hiccups, Gus is playing computer games and Joy's brought in a vagrant.

      b: 10 Dec 96
    59. "Sex 'n Death"
      gs: Angela Rippon [ Herself ], Philip Pope [ Junior Government Minister ], Paul Mayhew-Archer [ Man in Urinal ], Meera Syal [ Barmaid ]

      Gus asks for help getting rid of horrifying, sexual dreams. Henry is told he has a heart condition and decides to go out with a bang.

      b: 17 Dec 96

      NOTE: Guy Jenkin would later write a TV movie called Sex 'n' Death but the two are unrelated.

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      6th Series 1998

    60. _"The Newsmakers"
      gs: Ian Brown [ Unknown ], Selina Griffiths [ Grace ], Ian Kelly [ Unknown ], Paul Shearer [ Ethics Board Official ], Lolly Susi [ Unknown ], David Troughton [ Roy Merchant Jnr ], Malcolm Williamson [ Piers ], Stephen Hope Wynne [ Unknown ], Jancis Robinson [ Narrator ]

      A documentary crew films the demise of GlobeLink News.

      b: 28 Oct 98
    61. _"UNKNOWN TITLE"
      gs: David Troughton [ Roy Merchant Jnr ], Letitia Dean [ Melissa Cabriolet ], Nick Revell [ Brian Beeching ], Andy Hamilton [ Gerry (voice, uncredited) ]

      Roy Merchant promises to not cut jobs

      b: 4 Nov 98

      NOTE: The Radio Times credits Michael Jasper as playing a farmer, but his scene was cut.
    62. _"UNKNOWN TITLE"
      gs: Amy Gwiliam [ Sophie ], Jocelyn Barker [ Chloe ], Zita Sattar [ Recptionist ], Claudia Lander-Duke [ Little Girl ]

      Helen tells her father she's a lesbian. Henry and Sally look for other jobs. Dave tries to get fired.

      b: 11 Nov 98
    63. _"UNKNOWN TITLE"
      gs: Victoria Carling [ Sue ], James Bannon [ Vivian ], Paula Jacobs [ Helen's Mum ], Norman Gregory [ Pub Manager ], Melvyn Hayes [ Sir Gordon ], Allan Corduner [ Art Critic ], Eliza Buckingham [ Woman in Gallery ]

      Sally begins dating older men. George meets Henry's niece. Helen tells her mother she's a lesbian.

      b: 18 Nov 98
    64. _"UNKNOWN TITLE"
      gs:

      b: 25 Nov 98
    65. _"UNKNOWN TITLE"
      gs: Paul Rider [ Spicer ], Neil Stuke [ Wes Jasper ]

      Damian's fainting spells get worse. Henry gets a job on children's TV. Joy's sketches are displayed in a gallery.

      b: 2 Dec 98
    66. "The Final Chapter"
      gs: James Bannon [ Vivian Stanmore ], Neil Stuke [ Wes Jasper ], Melvyn Hayes [ Sir Gordon ], Neville Phillips [ Vicar ], Iain Rogerson [ Guard ], Roger Hammond [ Sir Roysten ], Maureen Bennett [ Miss Frobisher ], Victoria Carling [ Sue ], Allan Corduner [ Critic ], Clare Clifford [ Lavinia ]

      The staff prepares big changes in their second careers, but nothing goes as plans.

      b: 9 Dec 98

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    NOTES

    Thanks to David Owen for his information about the 1st series and to Paulius Stepanas for some blurbs.


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