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Kirk

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by Russell Wodell

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aired from: Aug 1995 to: Nov 1996 31 eps WB 30 min stereo closed captioned

regulars:

  • Kirk Cameron as Kirk Hartman
  • Chelsea Noble as Elizabeth Waters
  • Will Estes as Corey Hartman
  • Taylor Fry as Phoebe Hartman
  • Courtland Mead as Russell Hartman
  • Louis Vanaria as Eddie Balducci
  • Debra Mooney as Sally Frankin

    "Kirk Hartman is convinced that the best years of his life are just about to begin. Recently sprung from college, Kirk is an aspiring illustrator who is constantly creating superhero characters in the hopes of someday starting a new action/adventure comic book. In the meantime, he just landed a job as a sign painter for an outdoor advertising company in New York, moved into a great bachelor pad in Greenwich Village near his best pal... and lives across the hall from the woman of his dreams. But before Kirk even has a chance to unpack -- never mind let loose -- his aunt shows up with the news that she's off to Florida to be married, leaving Kirk in charge of his younger brothers and sister permanently.

    "Kids may not have been part of Kirk's original plan, but he's confident he can still have a life of his own while raising his brothers Corey, 15, and Russell, 7, and his 13-year-old sister Phoebe. He's the first to admit he doesn't have all the answers right now, but he's a college graduate -- he'll figure it out... somehow."

    Of course, Kirk and Chelsea worked together in seasons 5, 6 and 7 of Growing Pains.


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      1st Season 1995

      Production credits:
      Bickley-Warren Productions/Warner Bros. Television
      Created by: Ross Brown
      Developed by: William Bickley, Michael Warren
      Executive producers: William Bickley, Michael Warren, Susan Fales, Ross Brown, Charlotte Brown
      Produced by Brenda Hanes-Berg, Karen K. Miller
      Consulting producers: David Steven Cohen, Nancy Steen
      Supervising producers: Michael A. Ross & Thom Bray, Ron Burla
      Executive script consultant: Allison M. Gibson
      Creative consultants: Leslie Ray, David Simon
      Story editor: Mike Costa
      Associate producers: John Barney, Augustine Melendez


    1. "Welcome to New York"
      gs: Oliver Muirhead [ Mr. Chumwell ], Pat Crawford Brown [ Aunt Zelda ]

      Kirk's middle-aged landlady sympathizes with her tenant but has no intention of helping Kirk, while his gorgeous neighbor, third-year medical student Elizabeth Waters, prefers to ignore Kirk's romantic advances in favor of her medical books. Extricating himself from the scheming antics of his pal, Eddie Balducci, Kirk gamely struggles to find time for his own life.

      b: 23 Aug 95 pc: 457451 w: Ross Brown d: William Bickley
    2. "S'Wonderbra"
      gs: Wendy Jo Sperber [ Saleswoman ], Don Perry [ Old Man ]

      In an effort to prove that he can attend to all of the needs of his brothers and sisters, Kirk buys Phoebe her first brassiere. When he presents it to her with her siblings and friends watching, she is extremely embarrassed. Phoebe plans on moving in with Elizabeth, but Kirk desperately tries to get her to forgive him. He tells her some embarrassing things about himself, such as knowing all of the words to the theme song for the television show Full House. Phoebe plots her revenge with this knowledge.

      b: 30 Aug 95 pc: 457452 w: David Simon & Leslie Ray d: William Bickley
    3. "Night at the Movies"
      gs: Michael G. Hagerty [ Head Usher ], Laurie Fortier [ Megan ], Beverly Sanders [ Cashier ], Patience Cleveland [ Grandmother ], Robyn Bliley [ Ashley ], Marne Patterson [ Amanda ]

      Kirk decides not to make Corey baby-sit for his younger siblings because Corey has a special homework assignment. But with no one to care for them, Kirk is forced to bring Russell and Phoebe with him on his first date in New York City. The kids get tickets for a children's movie next door to the movie theater where Kirk and his date are. While trying to watch the movie with his date, Kirk sees Corey at the same movie with a date. Angry that Corey's not studying, Kirk insists Corey go to the other theater to watch his siblings. Unfortunately, Corey cannot find the kids and interrupts Kirk. They finally realize that Phoebe and Russell have sneaked into the movie where the adults are.

      b: 24 Sep 95 pc: 457453 w: Nancy Steen d: William Bickley
    4. "Love! Valor! Deception!"
      gs: George Pentecost [ Host ], Brett Stimely [ Dr. Julian Morgan ], Michael White [ Grant Landon ], Don Bovingloh [ Waiter ]

      Eddie entices Kirk to help him sneak into a party where Eddie hopes to interest a wealthy investor in his latest invention -- a belt made out of cured meat. Kirk agrees to help because Elizabeth will be there. However, Kirk's romantic hopes are ruined when he sees Elizabeth at the party with an older man. Kirk is angry because Elizabeth told him that she doesn't want to date anyone right now. Kirk returns home to Phoebe, who is baby-sitting Russell for the first time. Unfortunately, Russell's feet got stuck in the couch when he was jumping on it, and Sally had to help free him. However, Sally keeps what happened a secret. Finally, Kirk confronts Elizabeth about her date. Elizabeth tells Kirk that the man with whom he saw her was her boss, whose wife was also at the party. However, Elizabeth still doesn't agree to go on a date with Kirk.

      b: 1 Oct 95 pc: 457455 w: David Steven Cohen d: Richard Correll
    5. "Magno Man vs. Capt. Chunks"
      gs: Pat Harrington [ Stan Lee ]

      Kirk wants to enter his cartoon drawings in a comic book contest. To finish the work before the deadline, he needs the kids to be quiet and leave him alone. Russell feels neglected when his well-intentioned attempts to help are unappreciated by Kirk. The night before Kirk's drawings are due, Russell accidentally vomits on them. Kirk struggles with his emotions over the lost opportunity and his concern for Russell's feelings.

      b: 1 Oct 95 pc: 457454 w: Matthew Berry & Eric Abrams d: Richard Correll
    6. "Smart and Smarter"
      gs: Jason Marsden [ Edward Murphy, Jr. ], Jim Jansen [ Charles Morris ], Tim Haldeman [ Edward Murphy, Sr. ], Andrew Amic-Angelo [ Teen #1 ], J.B. Quon [ Teen #2 ]

      Corey's good grades land him in an exclusive school for the gifted. Phoebe gets jealous, and then suspicious after Corey tests higher than she does on an aptitude test. Kirk's enthusiasm over Corey's scores convinces him to attend an open house at the same school that's just rejected Phoebe. Even though Phoebe learns the truth about Corey's high scores, she decides to get even by remaining silent and letting Corey battle his wits with the other students at the gifted school.

      b: 8 Oct 95 pc: 457457 w: Ellen Guylas d: William Bickley
    7. "The Crush"
      gs: Lisa Akey [ Leslie Stevens ], Marcia Wallace [ Lamerle ], Eric Balfour [ Zack ], Aria Noelle Curzon [ Kelsey ]

      Russell develops an attraction to his pretty teacher, Leslie Stevens. Kirk tries to tell him to be realistic, but when Leslie asks Kirk out to lunch, Russell gets jealous. Russell gets Elizabeth to take him to the same restaurant as Kirk and Leslie, so Kirk will be jealous of him. Kirk frantically tries to explain the situation to Leslie and Elizabeth, but the women pity Russell and tell Kirk to leave. Meanwhile, after Corey gambles and loses several possessions in a one-on-one basketball game with an expert player, Zack, former junior high school basketball star Phoebe wins everything back for Corey with a few trick shots. Also, Eddie earns money by taking an experimental drug until his face turns fluorescent orange.

      b: 15 Oct 95 pc: 457459 w: Scott Spencer Gorden d: William Bickley
    8. "Helloween"
      gs: Troy Evans [ Sergeant Feeney ], Don Gibb [ Biker ], Scott Borkholder [ Phil ], Rick Pasqualone [ Ronnie ], Bari K. Willerford [ Officer Hart ], Sean Moran [ Man in Dress ], Randal Tamayei [ Judge Ito ], Mandy Brown [ Child ]

      It's Halloween, and Kirk wants to make it fun for his siblings. He decorates the house and takes them trick-or-treating. Unfortunately, they find out that New York City is not the best place to go door-to-door asking for candy. After a dismal attempt at an in-house party, Kirk begins to wonder what Eddie will do for his annual Halloween practical joke. When Eddie's joke goes awry, the police arrest Kirk, who is dressed in a bizarre costume. Now it's Eddie's responsibility to get Kirk out of jail.

      b: 29 Oct 95 pc: 457456 w: Lisa A. Bannick d: Richard Correll
    9. "Educating Kirk"
      gs: Concetta Tomei [ Sabrina Young ], John Paragon [ Ricky the Houseman ], Larry Gelman [ Gabriel ], Kerry Stein [ Delivery Man ], Jason Edwards [ Floral Messenger ], Joe Scott [ Mugger ]

      After Kirk chases a mugger away from a wealthy woman, she showers Kirk with gifts and gives him a chance to meet people in the art world; but Eddie paints a very different picture of the woman's motives. Kirk saves a wealthy, middle-aged art patron, Sabrina Young from being robbed by a mugger. She is so grateful that she gives Kirk lots of expensive gifts and offers to promote his drawings at a big party at her apartment. Kirk belittles the gifts, thinking that people should just do good deeds without expecting any reward. He doesn't believe Eddie's warning that Sabrina is probably just trying to seduce him. There are no guests when Kirk arrives at the party. Sabrina promises Kirk a surprise, and Kirk assumes Eddie was right. He feels cheapened and angrily takes off the tuxedo Sabrina bought him to show that she can't manipulate him into sleeping with her. After Sabrina shows him the surprise, a beautiful frame on his drawing, the upscale guests start arriving. Unfortunately, Kirk is standing there in his underwear, and he ruins everything.

      b: 5 Nov 95 pc: 457458 w: David Steven Cohen d: William Bickley
    10. "Kirk Unplugged"
      gs: Jack Carter [ Mr. Burns ], Gregory Sierra [ Dr. Artura Navarro ], Irene Olga Lopez [ Nurse Maria ], Jim Doughan [ Rob ]

      Corey needs money to buy his own telephone so he gets a job at the same hospital as Elizabeth. There, Corey meets a grumpy patient who intimidates him. When Kirk visits him, Corey convinces him to help clean the old man's room. To Kirk's horror, they accidentally unplug the man's heart monitor.

      b: 12 Nov 95 pc: 457460 w: Matthew Berry & Eric Abrams d: Richard Correll
    11. "A Kiss is Just a Kiss"
      gs: Chuck McCann [ Adult Russell ]

      Kirk sets Russell straight when the tyke things he got a girl pregnant just by kissing here, but Kirk's unprepared for the parenting rite of passage when Russ asks where babies come from. When Russell asks Kirk where babies come from, Kirk is reluctant to teach him about sex. Nervous, Kirk makes up an outrageous story to explain it, telling him that babies come from rainbows. Later, Russell gets beaten up at school for repeating the story. Finally, Kirk tries to tell Russell the truth, but Russell is no longer interested. Meanwhile, Phoebe tricks Eddie and makes him appear foolish while he's on a date. In order to get revenge, Eddie tries to help Corey annoy Phoebe by entering a better project than Phoebe at a science fair.

      b: 19 Nov 95 pc: 457461 w: Scott Spencer Gorden d: Richard Correll
    12. "The Christmas Show"
      gs: Charles Fleischer [ Owen ], Leesa Bryte [ Rita ], Erin Howe [ Little Girl ]

      Kirk searches for a Christmas miracle when he's fired from his job, his power is cut off because the bill hasn't been paid, and his gifts are stolen. Kirk experiences major disappointments during his first Christmas season in New York City. First, he gets terminated from his job. Then, while he waits for the bus, the packages he bought with his last paycheck get stolen. Kirk takes a job as an elf to earn some extra money. While working, he meets the owner of a comic book company who hires him as a comic book illustrator.

      b: 10 Dec 95 pc: 457462 w: David Steven Simon & Leslie Ray d: Richard Correll
    13. "The Spare"
      gs: Senta Moses [ Tina Balducci ], Erica Yohn [ Grandma Balducci ], Susan Giosa [ Aunt Theresa Balducci ], Clive Roengren [ Jimbo ]

      The Hartmans' hopes of beating the Balduccis in a bowling tournament go down the gutter when teammate Sally hurts her back -- but it only gets worse when Elizabeth replaces her. After Sally, an excellent bowler on Kirk's team, hurts her back, Kirk gets Elizabeth to replace her. Unfortunately, he soon realizes that Elizabeth is a terrible bowler. When the team asks Kirk to terminate Elizabeth, Kirk must choose between possibly winning the league championship or being unkind to Elizabeth.

      b: 7 Jan 96 pc: 457464 w: Liz Sage d: William Bickley
    14. "The Love Letter"
      gs: Larry Poindexter [ Guy ], Patrick Bristow [ Maitre d' ]

      Kirk accidentally intercepts a letter from one of Elizabeth's old beaux saying he'll meet her in New York, but Kirk can't decide whether to tell her the news and risk her anger over the invasion of her privacy. Kirk accidentally opens a letter to Elizabeth and discovers that her former boyfriend, Guy, still loves her. Kirk must decide whether to give her the letter or prevent the relationship from starting again. However, Elizabeth does not want to resume the relationship with Guy. After Kirk tells Elizabeth about how much he cares for her, she agrees to go out on a date with him.

      b: 14 Jan 96 pc: 457463 w: Nancy Steen d: William Bickley
    15. "Double Date"
      gs: Jason Graae [ Maitre d' ]

      Kirk finally convinces Elizabeth to go on a dinner date with him. Unfortunately, it's on the same night at Russell's school play. Kirk attempts to make each of them happy by trying to be in both places at once. However, Elizabeth is impressed that Kirk cares so much for his siblings. At the end of the evening, Kirk and Elizabeth share their first kiss together.

      b: 4 Feb 96 pc: 457466 w: Bob Underwood d: Steve Muscarella
    16. "Stuck on You"
      gs: Unknown [ Matt ]

      Phoebe asks Matt, the most attractive boy in her class, to be her date for a school dance. He accepts, but later he claims to have a broken leg and cancels. Kirk convinces Phoebe to go to the dance anyway and takes her there. Unfortunately, Phoebe sees Matt at the dance with another girl--and no broken leg. She gets upset and tells the couple that Kirk is her date. Phoebe's classmates are envious because she's dating an older man. However, when Phoebe sees another boy with whom she wants to dance, Kirk and Phoebe pretend to fight so Kirk can leave. Meanwhile, at home, Corey ignores a promise he made to Kirk and invites a girl to watch TV with him. Unfortunately, her braces get tangled with Corey's new earring when the couple tries to kiss.

      b: 11 Feb 96 pc: 457465 w: Ron Burla d: William Bickley
    17. "The Odd Couple"
      gs: Michael Potter [ Bob ], Min Lee [ Fireman ]

      When Elizabeth's apartment is damaged by a fire, Kirk insists that she move in with him and the kids while her place is being repaired. Unfortunately, Kirk and she discover just how different they really are. Elizabeth insists on cleaning and organizing everything, while Kirk hates being neat. Just before Kirk's surprise birthday party the two get into a fight, and Elizabeth leaves. Later, they apologize to each other and kiss. Kirk decides that being different may not be completely bad.

      b: 18 Feb 96 pc: 457467 w: Gail Honigberg d: James Hampton
    18. "Hey, Hey We're the Hartmans"
      gs: Phil Buckman [ Marco ], Jake Patellis [ Brad ], Larry Thomas [ Maynard ], Paige Peters [ Girl #1 ], Amy Teegan Hann [ Girl #2 ]

      Corey forms a rock band and gets a lot of admiration as lead guitarist. But when the group's rhythm guitarist is punished by his parents, Kirk replaces him at a concert. The audience loves Kirk due to his style and skill on the guitar, but Corey is upset that Kirk is getting the attention. Later, Kirk tells Corey that Corey is a better guitar player than he, considering that Kirk has played for ten years and Corey has only played for two years.

      b: 25 Feb 96 pc: 457468 w: Ron Burla d: Richard Correll
    19. "Baby, You Can Drive My Car"
      gs: Benny Grant [ Todd ], Phil Buckman [ Marco ], Adrea Elson [ Mrs. Roberts ], Cleto Augusto [ Driver #2 ], Gary Kasper [ Driver #1 ]

      Corey's friend Marco wins a limousine ride through New York for a night and wants Corey to come along, but Kirk (whose memories of teenage mayhem are still pretty clear) opposes the plan. Kirk reluctantly agrees to let Corey go out with his friends in a rented limousine for the night, then lives to regret his decision. Imagining the worst when Corey misses curfew, Kirk, Elizabeth and Eddie set out to discover Corey's very good reason for being late.

      b: 28 Apr 96 pc: 457469 w: Nancy Steen d: Richard Correll
    20. "Operation Kirk"
      gs: Charles Cioffi [ Dr. Benjamin ], Ashlee Letich [ Helen ], Chip Hurd [ Nurse ]

      Both Russell and Kirk come down with tonsillitis, but it's the older brother who's panicked -- particularly when he learns that Elizabeth will be his surgeon.

      b: 5 May 96 pc: 457470 w: David Steven Simon & Leslie Ray d: William Bickley
    21. "The Beach House"
      gs: Benjamin Salisbury [ Preston Beckman IV ]

      Elizabeth's kind invitation to let the Hartmans sit out a heat wave at her parents' beach house does not, of course, work out exactly as planned.

      b: 12 May 96 pc: 457471 pc: w: William Bickley & Michael Warren d: William Bickley

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      2nd Season 1996

      Production credits:
      Bickley-Warren Productions/Warner Bros. Television
      Created by: Ross Brown
      Developed by: William Bickley, Michael Warren
      Executive producers: William Bickley, Michael Warren, Susan Fales, Ross Brown, Charlotte Brown
      Produced by Karen K. Miller, Brenda Hanes-Berg
      Consulting producers: David Steven Cohen, Nancy Steen
      Supervising producers: Thom Bray & Michael A. Ross, Ron Burla
      Executive script consultant: Allison M. Gibson
      Creative consultants: Leslie Ray, David Simon
      Story editor: Mike Costa
      Associate producers: John Barney, Augustine Melendez


    22. "For Whom the Wedding Bells Toll (1)"
      gs: Tracy Vilar [ Gina ], Richard Riehle [ Dr. Arthur Bacanovic ], Cari Shayne [ Julia ], Pamela Kosh [ Dr. Grace Turnbull ], Janna Levenstein [ Cynthia ], Tangie Ambrose [ Serena ], Allan Kolman [ Croupier ]

      In the second-season opener, Kirk accompanies Elizabeth to a medical convention in Paris. There, she dodges opportunities to meet two doctors she idolizes -- and an important proposal from Kirk. Meanwhile, Phoebe tries to impress a group of modern-day suffragists.

      b: 8 Sep 96 pc: 465961 w: Susan Fales d: Richard Correll
    23. "For Whom the Wedding Bells Toll (2)"
      gs: Tracy Vilar [ Gina ], Richard Riehle [ Dr. Arthur Bacanovic ], Cari Shayne [ Julia ], Pamela Kosh [ Dr. Grace Turnbull ], Janna Levenstein [ Cynthia ], Tangie Ambrose [ Serena ], Allan Kolman [ Croupier ]

      In the second-season opener, Kirk accompanies Elizabeth to a medical convention in Paris. There, she dodges opportunities to meet two doctors she idolizes -- and an important proposal from Kirk. Meanwhile, Phoebe tries to impress a group of modern-day suffragists.

      b: 8 Sep 96 pc: 465962 w: Thom Bray & Michael A. Ross d: Joel Zwick
    24. "Yours, Mine & Ours"
      gs: Christopher Darga [ Bruce ]

      Different organization methods make life messy in the Hartman household, especially after Elizabeth throws out Kirk's collection of first-edition comic books.

      b: 15 Sep 96 pc: 465963 w: Ron Burla d: Joel Zwick
    25. "She Stoops to Conquer"
      gs: Jordan Brower [ Ty ]

      Phoebe falls for the school hunk and uses advice from a schoolmate's book to snare him - then isn't sure she wants him anymore.

      b: 22 Sep 96 pc: 465965 w: Allison M. Gibson d: Steve Muscarella
    26. "Strangers in the Night"
      gs: Jim Maniaci [ Buzz ], Liz Ard [ Rapunzel ]

      Corey moves in with Eddie after being grounded by Kirk for sneaking out of the house to go to a party.

      b: 29 Sep 96 pc: 465965 w: Mike Costa d: Scott Baio
    27. "Hire Learning"

      Synopsis not available.

      b: 6 Oct 96 pc: 465956 w: ______________ d: Scott Baio
    28. "Something's Got to Give"
      gs: Bruce Jarchow [ Dr. Snyder ]

      Elizabeth tries to juggle a hectic hospital schedule and activities at home, but fails after she breaks her promise to help Russell work on an act for parent-child talent night.

      b: 13 Oct 96 pc: 465957 w: ______________ d: Jimmy Hampton
    29. "Balducci Blues"
      gs: Michele Maika [ Eve ], Gary Yates [ Mr. Evans ]

      Eddie's life hits a high note when he falls for a singer named Eve, but the harmony is disrupted after Kirk sees her kissing another man. Meanwhile, Phoebe, Corey and Russell try to keep a secret from Elizabeth.

      b: 20 Oct 96 pc: 465958 w: ______________ d: Jimmy Hampton
    30. "Oh, What a Tangled Web We Weave (1)"

      Synopsis not available.

      b: 3 Nov 96 pc: 465959 w: ______________ d: Jimmy Hampton
    31. "Oh, What a Tangled Web We Weave (2)"

      Synopsis not available.

      b: 10 Nov 96 pc: 465960 w: ______________ d: Jimmy Hampton

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