| Episode # |
Original
Air Date |
Titles |
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| Season 1 |
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| 1. | 1-1 | 25 Sep 17 | Pilot |
| 2. | 1-2 | 02 Nov 17 | Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System |
| 3. | 1-3 | 09 Nov 17 | Poker, Faith, and Eggs |
| 4. | 1-4 | 16 Nov 17 | A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage |
| 5. | 1-5 | 23 Nov 17 | A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom |
| 6. | 1-6 | 30 Nov 17 | A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac® |
| 7. | 1-7 | 07 Dec 17 | A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run |
| 8. | 1-8 | 14 Dec 17 | Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair |
| 9. | 1-9 | 21 Dec 17 | Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia |
| 10. | 1-10 | 04 Jan 18 | An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo |
| 11. | 1-11 | 11 Jan 18 | Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers |
| 12. | 1-12 | 18 Jan 18 | A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer |
| 13. | 1-13 | 01 Feb 18 | A Sneeze, Detention and Sissy Spacek |
| 14. | 1-14 | 01 Mar 18 | Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey |
| 15. | 1-15 | 08 Mar 18 | Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman |
| 16. | 1-16 | 29 Mar 18 | Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine |
| 17. | 1-17 | 05 Apr 18 | Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo |
| 18. | 1-18 | 12 Apr 18 | A Mother, a Child and a Blue Man's Backside |
| 19. | 1-19 | 19 Apr 18 | Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple |
| 20. | 1-20 | 26 Apr 18 | A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish |
| 21. | 1-21 | 03 May 18 | Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza |
| 22. | 1-22 | 10 May 18 | Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentleman Callers, and a Dinette Set |
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| Season 2 |
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| 23. | 2-1 | 24 Sep 18 | A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels |
| 24. | 2-2 | 27 Sep 18 | A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron |
| 25. | 2-3 | 04 Oct 18 | A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens |
| 26. | 2-4 | 11 Oct 18 | A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce |
| 27. | 2-5 | 18 Oct 18 | A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries |
| 28. | 2-6 | 25 Oct 18 | Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan |
| 29. | 2-7 | 01 Nov 18 | Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon |
| 30. | 2-8 | 08 Nov 18 | An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius |
| 31. | 2-9 | 15 Nov 18 | Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero |
| 32. | 2-10 | 06 Dec 18 | A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts |
| 33. | 2-11 | 03 Jan 19 | A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf |
| 34. | 2-12 | 10 Jan 19 | A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor |
| 35. | 2-13 | 17 Jan 19 | A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey |
| 36. | 2-14 | 31 Jan 19 | David, Goliath, and a Yoo-hoo from the Back |
| 37. | 2-15 | 07 Feb 19 | A Math Emergency and Perky Palms |
| 38. | 2-16 | 21 Feb 19 | A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag |
| 39. | 2-17 | 07 Mar 19 | Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary |
| 40. | 2-18 | 04 Apr 19 | A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow |
| 41. | 2-19 | 25 Apr 19 | A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater |
| 42. | 2-20 | 02 May 19 | A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross |
| 43. | 2-21 | 09 May 19 | A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster |
| 44. | 2-22 | 16 May 19 | A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast |
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| Season 3 |
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| 45. | 3-1 | 26 Sep 19 | Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes |
| 46. | 3-2 | 03 Oct 19 | A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board |
| 47. | 3-3 | 10 Oct 19 | An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom |
| 48. | 3-4 | 17 Oct 19 | Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip |
| 49. | 3-5 | 24 Oct 19 | A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship |
| 50. | 3-6 | 07 Nov 19 | A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm |
| 51. | 3-7 | 14 Nov 19 | Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture that Encourages Spitting |
| 52. | 3-8 | 21 Nov 19 | The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-chi's |
| 53. | 3-9 | 05 Dec 19 | A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken |
| 54. | 3-10 | 12 Dec 19 | Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib |
| 55. | 3-11 | 09 Jan 20 | A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony |
| 56. | 3-12 | 16 Jan 20 | Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit |
| 57. | 3-13 | 30 Jan 20 | Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains |
| 58. | 3-14 | 06 Feb 20 | A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel |
| 59. | 3-15 | 13 Feb 20 | A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub |
| 60. | 3-16 | 20 Feb 20 | Pasadena |
| 61. | 3-17 | 05 Mar 20 | An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell |
| 62. | 3-18 | 12 Mar 20 | A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector |
| 63. | 3-19 | 02 Apr 20 | A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff |
| 64. | 3-20 | 16 Apr 20 | A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge |
| 65. | 3-21 | 30 Apr 20 | A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat |
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| Season 4 |
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| 66. | 4-1 | 05 Nov 20 | Graduation |
| 67. | 4-2 | 12 Nov 20 | A Docent, a Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton |
| 68. | 4-3 | 19 Nov 20 | Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken |
| 69. | 4-4 | 03 Dec 20 | Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love |
| 70. | 4-5 | 17 Dec 20 | A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On |
| 71. | 4-6 | 21 Jan 21 | Freshman Orientation and the Inventor of the Zipper |
| 72. | 4-7 | 11 Feb 21 | A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You |
| 73. | 4-8 | 18 Feb 21 | An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles |
| 74. | 4-9 | 25 Feb 21 | Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey |
| 75. | 4-10 | 04 Mar 21 | Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts |
| 76. | 4-11 | 11 Mar 21 | A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles |
| 77. | 4-12 | 01 Apr 21 | A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science |
| 78. | 4-13 | 08 Apr 21 | The Geezer Bus and a New Model for Education |
| 79. | 4-14 | 15 Apr 21 | Mitch's Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency |
| 80. | 4-15 | 22 Apr 21 | A Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities |
| 81. | 4-16 | 29 Apr 21 | A Second Prodigy and the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips |
| 82. | 4-17 | 06 May 21 | A Black Hole |
| 83. | 4-18 | 13 May 21 | The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics |
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| Season 5 |
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| 84. | 5-1 | 07 Oct 21 | One Bad Night and Chaos of Selfish Desires |
| 85. | 5-2 | 14 Oct 21 | Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism |
| 86. | 5-3 | 21 Oct 21 | Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench |
| 87. | 5-4 | 28 Oct 21 | Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room |
| 88. | 5-5 | 04 Nov 21 | Stuffed Animals and A Sweet Southern Syzygy |
| 89. | 5-6 | 11 Nov 21 | Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones |
| 90. | 5-7 | 18 Nov 21 | An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel |
| 91. | 5-8 | 02 Dec 21 | The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin |
| 92. | 5-9 | 09 Dec 21 | The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian |
| 93. | 5-10 | 06 Jan 22 | An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room |
| 94. | 5-11 | 13 Jan 22 | A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit |
| 95. | 5-12 | 20 Jan 22 | A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance |
| 96. | 5-13 | 27 Jan 22 | A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender |
| 97. | 5-14 | 24 Feb 22 | A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles |
| 98. | 5-15 | 03 Mar 22 | A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number |
| 99. | 5-16 | 10 Mar 22 | A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car |
| 100. | 5-17 | 31 Mar 22 | A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth |
| 101. | 5-18 | 14 Apr 22 | Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli |
| 102. | 5-19 | 21 Apr 22 | A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband |
| 103. | 5-20 | 28 Apr 22 | Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker |
| 104. | 5-21 | 12 May 22 | White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People |
| 105. | 5-22 | 19 May 22 | A Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future |
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| Season 6 |
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| 106. | 6-1 | 29 Sep 22 | Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo |
| 107. | 6-2 | 06 Oct 22 | Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific |
| 108. | 6-3 | 13 Oct 22 | Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy |
| 109. | 6-4 | 20 Oct 22 | Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero |
| 110. | 6-5 | 27 Oct 22 | A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy' |
| 111. | 6-6 | 03 Nov 22 | An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football |
| 112. | 6-7 | 10 Nov 22 | A Tougher Nut and a Note on File |
| 113. | 6-8 | 08 Dec 22 | Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha |
| 114. | 6-9 | 05 Jan 23 | College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle |
| 115. | 6-10 | 12 Jan 23 | Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting |
| 116. | 6-11 | 02 Feb 23 | Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest |
| 117. | 6-12 | 09 Feb 23 | A Baby Shower and Testosterone-Rich Banter |
| 118. | 6-13 | 16 Feb 23 | A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters |
| 119. | 6-14 | 02 Mar 23 | A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being |
| 120. | 6-15 | 09 Mar 23 | Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame |
| 121. | 6-16 | 30 Mar 23 | A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam |
| 122. | 6-17 | 13 Apr 23 | A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult |
| 123. | 6-18 | 27 Apr 23 | Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal |
| 124. | 6-19 | 04 May 23 | A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler |
| 125. | 6-20 | 11 May 23 | German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat |
| 126. | 6-21 | 18 May 23 | A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet |
| 127. | 6-22 | 18 May 23 | A Tornado, a 10-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring |
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| Season 7 |
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| 128. | 7-1 | 15 Feb 24 | A Weiner Schnitzel and Underwear in a Tree |
| 129. | 7-2 | 22 Feb 24 | A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog |
| 130. | 7-3 | 29 Feb 24 | A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy |
| 131. | 7-4 | 07 Mar 24 | Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker |
| 132. | 7-5 | 14 Mar 24 | A Frankenstein's Monster and a Crazy Church Guy |
| 133. | 7-6 | 04 Apr 24 | Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning |
| 134. | 7-7 | 11 Apr 24 | A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet |
| 135. | 7-8 | 18 Apr 24 | An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House |
| 136. | 7-9 | 25 Apr 24 | A Fancy Article and a Scholarship for a Baby |
| 137. | 7-10 | 02 May 24 | Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage |
| 138. | 7-11 | 09 May 24 | A Little Snip and Teaching Old Dogs |
| 139. | 7-12 | 09 May 24 | A New Home and a Traditional Texas Torture |
| 140. | 7-13 | 16 May 24 | Funeral |
| 141. | 7-14 | 16 May 24 | Memoir |
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