3rd Season 1991

  1. "Boom!"
    gs: Julie Uribe [ Jaworski ], Lowell the Chimp [ Himself ]

    rc: Lt. Murtagh, Waldo

    Urkel rescues an orangutan from laboratory experiments. Carl steps on a treadmill booby trapped with a bomb.

    b: 20 Sep 91 pc: 446902 w: David W. Duclon d: Richard Correll
  2. "Brain over Brawn"
    gs: David Baur [ Alex ], David Hayward [ Coach Redding ]

    rc: Waldo, Maxine

    Urkel's future hangs in the balance during a rope-climbing contest pitting brains against brawn to win Laura's affections.

    b: 27 Sep 91 pc: 446903 w: Fred Fox Jr. d: Richard Correll
  3. "The Show Must Go On"
    gs: Bumper Robinson [ Daniel Wallace ], Bethany McKinney [ Girl at Audition ]

    rc: Barry Jensen [ Lt. Murtagh ], Maxine, Susan Krebs [ Ms. Steuben ]

    In the school play, Romeo Steve looks forward to kissing Juliet Laura when the original Romeo lands in the hospital with appendicitis.

    b: 4 Oct 91 pc: 446905 w: Gary Goodrich d: John Tracy
  4. "Words Hurt"
    gs: Earl Boen [ Dr. Goodrich ]

    Sleepwalking Urkel undergoes hypnosis to uncover the cause of his anger: he thinks Carl hates his nerdy guts.

    b: 11 Oct 91 pc: 446904 w: David W. Duclon & Fred Fox Jr. d: John Tracy
  5. "Daddy's Little Girl"
    gs: Perry Moore [ Officer Mike Doyle ]

    rc: Maxine

    Laura's behavior suddenly changes when she meets Carl's younger new partner and surf's up for Steve.

    b: 19 Oct 91 pc: 446901 w: Sarah V. Finney & Vida Spears d: Richard Correll
  6. "Citizen's Court"
    gs: Mason Adams [ Judge ], Pablo Courtesy of The Smithsonian Insect Zoo

    rc: Waldo

    Urkel is so bugged when Carl squashes his pet beetle that he takes him to court - TV's Citizen's Court - to settle the matter.

    b: 25 Oct 91 pc: 446906 w: Regina Stewart Larsen d: John Tracy
  7. "Robo-Nerd"
    gs: Michael "Shrimp" Chambers [ Urklebot ]

    rc: Waldo

    Steve creates the Urkelbot, a mechanical Urkel that is all too much like its creator.

    b: 1 Nov 91 pc: 446910 w: Gary Menteer d: Richard Correll
  8. "Making the Team"
    gs: Mike Genovese [ Coach ], Kim Valentine [ Cassie Lynn ], Bennie Lee McGowran [ Ms. Gherkin ], Janine Jordae [ Beth ]

    rc: Lt. Murtagh

    When Laura gets snubbed by fellow cheerleaders, she seeks advice from Urkel, who tries out for the basketball team and ends up as equipment manager.

    b: 8 Nov 91 pc: 446909 w: David W. Duclon & Gary Menteer d: Richard Correll
  9. "Born to be Mild"
    gs: J. Lamont Pope [ Chain ], Jaime Cardriche [ Osgood ]

    rc: Lt. Murtagh, Waldo

    After gang members terrorize Rachel's Place, Urkel suits up as a bloodthirsty street hood and wears a wire to entrap the gangsters.

    b: 15 Nov 91 pc: 446911 w: Jim Geoghan d: John Tracy
  10. "The Love God"
    gs: Lynn C. Swann [ Greg Johnston ], Tammy Townsend [ Jenny ]

    rc: Lt. Murtagh, Danielle Nicolet [ Vonda Mahoney ]

    rc: Waldo

    Steve thwarts Eddie's potential romance, while Carl is undercover in drag.

    b: 22 Nov 91 pc: 446912 w: Stephen Langford d: John Tracy
  11. "Old and Alone"
    gs: Bumper Robinson [ Daniel Wallace ], Garcelle Beauvais [ Lulu ]

    rc: Waldo

    Laura may be sorry for banishing Urkel from her life: in her dreams, she's a 90-year-old spinster whose only visitor is a now-married Urkel.

    b: 29 Nov 91 pc: 446908 w: Stephen Langford d: Richard Correll
  12. "A Pair of Ladies"
    gs: Keone Young [ Yamano ], Daniel Faraldo [ Ramon ], Bob Delegall [ Randolph ], Malaika [ Lisa ], Thom Curley [ Coach ]

    rc: Lt. Murtagh

    Rachel reluctantly hires a loudmouthed, pushy Harriette to help at the restaurant; and Urkel bets the ranch on Carl's cutthroat poker game at home with the guys.

    b: 6 Dec 91 pc: 446913 w: Fred Fox Jr. d: John Tracy
  13. "Choir Trouble"
    gs: Ron Taylor [ Pastor Peeble ], Earl Billings [ Himself? ], Shana Renee [ Becky ], First A.M.E. Church Choir [ Themselves ]

    Steve joins the Winslows at church with faith that he'll get into the choir, but he's kicked out by new choir director Rachel, whose position has gone to her head.

    b: 20 Dec 91 pc: 446907 w: Mary M. Schwarze d: James O'Keefe
  14. "A Test of Friendship"
    gs: Patrick Cronin [ Mr. Howard ], Howard George [ Langweaver ], Gary McGurk [ Ned ], Gregory White [ Al ]

    rc: Lt. Murtagh, Waldo

    The Winslows are ripped off when Carl dozes off; Urkel takes the heat after helping Eddie cheat on a chemistry test.

    b: 10 Jan 92 pc: 446915 w: Regina Stewart Larsen d: Richard Correll
  15. "Jailhouse Blues"
    gs: Shaun Baker [ Clarence ], Vivica A. Fox [ Halawna ]

    rc: Lt. Murtagh, Oneisha

    Visiting cousin Clarence is a slick dude ready for some action in the Winslow 'hood and a bad influence on a vulnerable Eddie, who winds up being arrested together with Steve.

    b: 17 Jan 92 pc: 446914 w: Sara V. Finney & Vida Spears d: Gary Menteer
  16. "Brown Bombshell"
    gs: Lawanda Page [ Elmerita ], Nicholas Hormann [ Mr. Walbrook ], Essence Atkins [ Becky ]

    rc: Waldo

    Mother Winslow regales Eddie's classmates with tales of her late fighter-pilot husband and of World War II's Tuskegee Airmen.

    b: 31 Jan 92 pc: 446918 w: Sara V. Finney & Vida Spears d: John Tracy
  17. "Food, Lies and Videotape"
    gs: Kim Valentine [ Cassie Lynn ], Danielle Nicholet [ Vonda ]

    rc: Waldo, Ms. Steuben

    Urkel enrolls in a home economics class with Laura, thinking it'll be a piece of cake, but he soon learns he less than an A-student.

    b: 7 Feb 92 pc: 446919 w: Stephen Langford d: John Tracy
  18. "My Broken-Hearted Valentine"
    gs: Bumper Robinson [ Daniel Wallace ]

    rc: Gwendolyn, Maxine

    Lonely and depressed after breaking up with Ted, Laura grants Urkel a few bittersweet hours of bliss as her valentine; Gwendolyn charms Richie with "yucky goo-goo stuff"; and Harriette and Carl search for admirable qualities in each other.

    b: 14 Feb 92 pc: 446916 w: Gary Menteer d: Richard Correll
  19. "Woman of the People"
    gs: Loretta Jean [ Gloria ], Marlee Shelton [ Becky Sue ]

    rc: Cassie Lynn, Principal Edgar Shimata

    When squeaky-clean Laura enters the race for student-council president, snooty rival Cassie Lynn vows to gather dirt on her. Meanwhile, neighbors elect Harriet Neighborhood Watch leader and Carl is down in the dumps about it.

    b: 21 Feb 92 pc: 446920 w: Richard Correll d: David W. Duclon & Gary Menteer
  20. "Love and Kisses"
    gs: Thom Sharp [ Bob ]

    rc: Waldo, Maxine

    Hoping to win Laura, Urkel strikes a deal with R&B singer Johnny Gill: his treasured baseball card in exchange for serenading her; Carl and Harriette discover that their honeymoon love nest is of the outdoor type.

    b: 28 Feb 92 pc: 446917 w: ______________ d: John Tracy
  21. "Stop, in the Name of Love"

    rc: Lt. Murtagh, Waldo

    Laura's encouraging words cast a love spell on Waldo; Carl and Lt. Murtagh trade insults in a food fight over Mother Winslow's bad driving.

    b: 13 Mar 92 pc: 446922 w: David W. Duclon & Gary Menteer d: John Tracy
  22. "The Urkel Who Came to Dinner"
    gs: Rugg Williams [ Laura's Study Partner ]

    rc: Lt. Murtagh

    Urkel's stay at the Winslows brings chaos when he swallows a fish that Carl was "fish-sitting," urges Richie to fight a preschool bully and drives away Laura's study mate.

    b: 3 Apr 92 pc: 446921 w: ______________ d: John Tracy
  23. "Robo-Nerd II"
    gs: Matt Landers [ Burglar ], Michael "Shrimp" Chambers [ Urkelbot ], Ron Smith [ Laurabot ], Annie Gagen [ Customer ]

    rc: Lt. Murtagh, Waldo

    It's hasta la vista to the criminal element and hello Urkelbot after Urkel revives his robot for law-enforcement use in solving a rash of convenience store robberies on Carl's beat; meanwhile new shampoo changes the women.

    b: 24 Apr 92 pc: 446923 w: Gary Menteer d: Richard Correll
  24. "Dudes"
    gs: Derek McGrath [ Pat ], Judette Warren [ Tanya ], Lisa Marie Russell [ Nicole ]

    rc: Waldo, Oneisha

    Laura sees red when Urkel, Eddie and Waldo appear on Dudes, a TV dating show that Laura claims is sexist; Carl's birthday gets little attention from his family.

    b: 1 May 92 pc: 446924 w: Fred Fox Jr. & Jim Geoghan d: Richard Correll
  25. "Farewell, My Laura"

    rc: Lt. Murtagh, Maxine, Waldo

    Urkel plays bumbling, hard-boiled gumshoe Johnny Danger in a 1940s film noir spoof with Laura as a sultry client who needs protection for her aunt Rachel singer and supper-club owner marked for murder.

    b: 8 May 92 pc: 446925 w: David W. Duclon & Gary Menteer d: Richard Correll

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